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Zelda pick up lines in 2025

Would you like some of my sand in your hourglA$$?

Your boner is stiffer than Grooses pompadour.

Ay boy, press A to grab my destiny.

You are hotter than Din’s fire.

Ay girl, I am going to explore your dungeon.

Hey girl, you’re making me wetter than the Water Temple.

We must be in Gorons cave, cause I’m hard as a rock.

“Hey girl, want to play my ocarina of time?”

Your going to need a bottle of stamina potion to keep up with me.

Damn gurl, you hotter than Din’s Fire.

You’re not 18 yet?
No problem, I know the Song of Time.

I’d better put on the Goron Tunic because you’re too damn hot.

Why go to the milk bar to drink milk when i have two jugs right here.

You’re hotter than Din’s Fire!

Girl your so fine, I’ll play you a song on my ocrina of time…

Baby im not gonna “Tri” and “Force” you to be with me but you are the “Oracle of Seasons” to my “Heart Container” your touch feels like the

Even though we’re in the silent realm, I bet I can make you scream.

Hey girl, you’re making me harder than the Water Temple.

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