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Chemistry pick up lines 🧪👨🏼‍🔬 in 2023

Are you a non-volatile particle?
Because you raise my boiling point.

Excuse me, have you lost an electron?
Because you are positively attractive!

Chemists do it on the table periodically.

Are you into science?
Because I LAB you!

Chem students do it on the table periodically 

Are you made of copper?
Because I can Cu in a relationship with me.

You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”

You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.

You must be made of uranium and iodine, because I can see U and I together.

Hey girl, did we just share electrons?
Because I’m feeling a covalent bond between us.

I must be magnesium and you must be oxygen because I light up when I’m with you.

Do you have 11 protons?
Cause you’re sodium fine.

When I’m near you I undergo anaerobic respiration because baby, you take my breath away.

Babe you must be a neuron, because you got some action potential 

If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put Uranium and Iodine together. 

Hey, I’ve got my ion you!

You’re like an exothermic reaction. You spread hotness everywhere.

You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.

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