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Chemistry pick up lines 🧪👨🏼‍🔬 in 2023

Are you a non-volatile particle?
Because you raise my boiling point.

You must have an extraordinary heat capacity because you are hot!

I wish I was adenine so I could get paired with U.

You’re sweeter than fructose.

Baby, I know my chemistry, and you’ve got one significant figure.

I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force. 

We must have an ionic bond because it’s difficult to break.

According to the Second Law of Thermodynamics, you are supposed to share your hotness with me.

Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?

Forget hydrogen you’re my number one element 

Scientists recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium and it looks like you’re made out of it.

RNA is my favorite nucleic acid because it has U in it.

If you were an element you’d be francium because you’re the most attractive.

Are you a non volatile particle?
Because you raise my boiling point. 

I might be a physics major, but I’m no Bohr in bed. 

I’m just hypothesizing, but I think that the reaction between you and me would be quite exothermic. Care to plot some data points?

My name?
It’s Bond. Covalent Bond.

You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.

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