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Christmas pick up lines 🎅 in 2023

Let’s both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.

Do you wanna watch me touch my elf?

Do you wanna taste my Christmas cookie?

Because you look like you go all the way.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

Can I lick your candy cane?

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?

If Christmas is one leg and New Year is the other, can I visit between the holidays?

If Christmas is one leg and New Year is the other, can I visit between the holidays?

Even Santa can’t make candy as sweet as you.

Are you interested in seeing the North Pole?

If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good all year round.

Girl, if you come to my house on Black Friday, all clothes will be 100 percent off.

You looking to get fa-la-la-la-la-laid?

Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?

Did you bring me a flashlight for Christmas Santa?

What do you say we make this a Not-so-Silent Night?

I don’t care if I’m on your naughty list or your nice list, I just want to be on your to-do list.

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