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Christmas pick up lines 🎅 in 2024

Let’s both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.

Do you wanna watch me touch my elf?

Do you wanna taste my Christmas cookie?

Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.

You know, I’d love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.

Can I see your tinsel?

If i was the Grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas. I’d steal you.

If i was the Grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas. I’d steal you.

Do you want your wreath frosted?

Hey Cutie ever do it in a sleigh?

Believe me if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!

Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?

Are you tinsel?

Wanna deck my balls?

How about I slip down your chimney at half past midnight?

Are you Christmas?
Because I want to merry you.

Is your name Jingle Bells? ‘Cause you look like you go all the way.

I prefer to give rather than receive.

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