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Christmas pick up lines 🎅 in 2023

Let’s both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.

Do you wanna watch me touch my elf?

Do you wanna taste my Christmas cookie?

Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you pleased to see me?

I’ve got something you can hang a wreath on.

Can I stuff your stocking?

Do you live in an igloo?
Because you seem like a pretty cool person.

Because I want to Merry you.

He may have a nice car, but I have a fast sleigh.

Did you ask Santa for a rhino this Christmas?

Interested in seeing the “North Pole”?
(Well, that’s what the Mrs. calls it)

Yule do.

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show santa exactly what I want for Christmas.

I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.

Screw the nice list, I’ve got you on my “nice and naughty list!

Santa: Wanna sit on my lap and discuss the first thing that comes up?

How about we make tonight a not-so-silent night?

Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?

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