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Cowboy pick up lines 🤠 in 2024

Are you from Tennessee?
Because baby, you’re the only 10 I see.

I just shot a man for smiling at me. Wanna get hitched and steamboat away?

Wanna see my scars?

I ain’t no donkey herder, but I could wrangle that ass.

Got any Texan in you? Want some?

Is that a pelvis broken in three places, or are you just happy to see me?

You raise a lot of chickens, girl, because you’re damn good at raising cock.

Well hey there darlin, wanna see my lasso?

Howdy, need a ride?

Run if ya want, Missy, but I’ll have you hog-tied quicker than you can say ‘stay away from me you Skoal-chewin’freak.’

I know I usually work in the fields, but tonight, I could churn your butter.

This golden sunshine makes your beauty become more radiant than ever, my beloved cowgirl.

City boys got pickup lines. Country boys got pickup trucks.

I must say guys with tattoos and boots make me bite my lip and want to do dirty things!

Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?

Girl, I’m like a champion bull rider, most of the time, I can last for almost 8 seconds.

Got eight seconds?

Is there a mirror in yer pants?
Because I can see myself in em.

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