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Cowboy pick up lines 🤠 in 2023

I am cooking out so if you want some juicy sausage come on over.

That’s right, Girl. I’d like to have a stable relationship with you.

With calves like that, you should be a cowgirl.

You can go with me to the dark places where the bandits lurk, and the cowboys laugh in vain.

I was just helping that sheep over a fence…

What has 142 teeth and holds back the wildest ride ever? (motions to zipper fly)

Wanna come back to my place, babe? I’m a thoroughbred.

Country girl gets work done and ain’t afraid to get her hands dirty.

Nice boots, wanna fuck?

You’re hotter than a tin roof in August.

Come on now, ride your cowboy.

Here’s my card, call if you need a buck.

I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.

That’s right, I said ‘AND the horse you rode in on.’

Baby are you a horse cuz I wanna ride you.

I want to ride you like a restless horse and you should scream as I lashed you out of pleasure.

Ain’t no rodeo clown that can keep me off you, baby.

I won this belt buckle.

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