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Mean pick up lines in 2022

As long as I have a face, you’ll always have a place to sit.

Sit on my face and I’ll guess your weight.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?

Did you fall from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.

Did something bad happen to you, or are you just naturally ugly?

You are so sweet, it made your teeth rot.

For a fatty, you don’t seem to sweat much.

Are you garbage?
Because I want to take you out.

Are you as good as everyone says you are. I’m just curious.

I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?

Are you garbage? Because I want to take you out.

You’re the thot that counts!

How do you like your eggs in the morning: scrambled, fried, or fertilized?

To be honest, you reek! Do you want to shower together?

How are you still so fat when you’ve been running in my mind for so long?

My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.

You owe me a drink! You’re so ugly I dropped mine the moment I saw you.

Are you a tumor?
Because you grow on me fast. I want to take you out now or die trying.

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