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Mean pick up lines in 2023

Sit on my face and I’ll guess your weight.

As long as I have a face, you’ll always have a place to sit.

Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.

Are you a booger?
Because I want to pick you first.

Didn’t I just see you on the “Most Wanted” list?

I think I’ve fallen in puppy love. Oh, I thought you were a dog, nevermind.

I would ask you if you are tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don’t do any running.

This must be puppy love I’m feeling towards you! You remind me of my dear dog.

I hope your knees aren’t dirty because I just cleaned my floor.

I put the “std” in “stud.” The only thing I need now is “u.”

There’s something wrong with my cell phone… it doesn’t have your number in it. No wait, here it is – 1-900-DIRTY-WHORE.

You remind me of my brother/sister.

Get on your knees and smile like a doughnut!

You may not be good-looking, but I still like you.

You’re like the neighbors’ WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.

You may not be Jesus, but I’d still nail the heck out of you.

My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They’re probably long dead.

Are you a durian? Because you’re a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.

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