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Mean pick up lines in 2024

As long as I have a face, you’ll always have a place to sit.

Sit on my face and I’ll guess your weight.

You look a lot like my next victim.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
It must have, considering that you clearly landed on your face.

If I was a fly, I’d be all over you. Why?
Because you’re sh*t!

I feel drawn to you. It must be your incredible mass that creates such gravitational pull.

Hey, how much?

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You’re as rude as a trespasser! You didn’t even ask permission when entered my heart and thoughts.

I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I’d pee on you.

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.

Are you a fire alarm?
Because you are really loud and annoying!

My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.

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Are you Ebola?
Because you melt my insides.

There will only be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus.

Did you know that a pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes?
I bet I can make yours last longer than that.

You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?

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