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Mean pick up lines in 2024

As long as I have a face, you’ll always have a place to sit.

Sit on my face and I’ll guess your weight.

Are you a human?
Just making sure.


You look like a hobo. You can live in my heart if you want.

I’m willing to lower my standards if you go on a date with me.

What’s a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?

How much does a polar bear weigh?
Less than you, I would guess.

You may not be Jesus, but I’d still nail the heck out of you.


You’re like a low-life bandit. I’ll give you everything so please don’t hurt me.

My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.

You look a lot like my next victim.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
It must have, considering that you clearly landed on your face.

If I was a fly, I’d be all over you. Why?
Because you’re sh*t!

I feel drawn to you. It must be your incredible mass that creates such gravitational pull.

Hey, how much?

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