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Mean pick up lines in 2023

As long as I have a face, you’ll always have a place to sit.

Sit on my face and I’ll guess your weight.

Are you a fire alarm?
Because you are really loud and annoying!

My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.

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Are you Ebola?
Because you melt my insides.

There will only be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus.

Did you know that a pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes?
I bet I can make yours last longer than that.

You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?

Your eyes are as blue as the ocean I dumped my ex’s body in.

You’re just how I like my coffee – bitter and diarrhea inducing.

Are you the future?
Because you’re looking hopeless and bleak.

Rude and Insulting Catchphrases for Flirting

Damn! You’re almost as hot as my sister/brother.

Hold still, there’s a mosquito on your ass.

Fuck me if I’m wrong, but aren’t you extremely fugly?

Are you an alarm clock?
Because I want to kill you.

There will only be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus.

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