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Harry Potter pick up lines 👓⚡ in 2022

If you were a Dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss.

Mind if I Weasley my way into your pants?

My wand has chosen you!

I could make you scream louder than a mandrake!

Me without you is like Fred without George.

Want to have a Tri-wizards Tournament?
Well, not really “Tri-Wizard,” I was thinking more like one wizard, two witches.

You must be my Horcrux, because you complete me.

Did you just say “Petrificus Totalus”?
Because you’ve made me stiff.

Is that a basilisk in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

We may not be in Professor Flitwick’s class, but you sure are charming!

I named my lizard Harry just so I can say “You’re a lizard, Harry!”

Are you interested in making some magic together?
My wand’s at the ready.

You are one hot son of SNITCH.

I’m a Seeker. Are you my Golden Snitch?

Come here, I’ll show you a REAL Patronus.

Is this the Hogwarts Express?
Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?

My wand? 12 inches, unyielding…

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