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Harry Potter pick up lines 👓⚡ in 2024

My wand has chosen you!

If you were a Dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss.

Mind if I Weasley my way into your pants?

I could make you scream louder than a mandrake!

Me without you is like Fred without George.

Want to have a Tri-wizards Tournament?
Well, not really “Tri-Wizard,” I was thinking more like one wizard, two witches.

My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!

You don’t even have to say “Lumos Maxima” to turn me on.

You must be my Horcrux, because you complete me.

Did you just say “Petrificus Totalus”?
Because you’ve made me stiff.

Is that a basilisk in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

We may not be in Professor Flitwick’s class, but you sure are charming!

I named my lizard Harry just so I can say “You’re a lizard, Harry!”

Are you interested in making some magic together?
My wand’s at the ready.

You are one hot son of SNITCH.

I’m a Seeker. Are you my Golden Snitch?

Come here, I’ll show you a REAL Patronus.

Is this the Hogwarts Express?
Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

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