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Harry Potter pick up lines 👓⚡ in 2023

If you were a Dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss.

Mind if I Weasley my way into your pants?

My wand has chosen you!

I could make you scream louder than a mandrake!

Me without you is like Fred without George.

Want to have a Tri-wizards Tournament?
Well, not really “Tri-Wizard,” I was thinking more like one wizard, two witches.

My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!

Is this the Hogwarts Express?
Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?

My wand? 12 inches, unyielding…

I need to learn Occlumency because I can’t get you out of my thoughts.

You must be magical, because I’ve fallen under your spell.

If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together.

Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack?
We could do some shrieking of our own.

Your name must be Severus Snape because you’re making my prince full-blood.

My wand has chosen you!

What do you call a postal carrier that can speak to packages?
A parcel tongue.

Do you like Harry Potter? Because I Adumbledore you.

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