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Harry Potter pick up lines 👓⚡ in 2024

My wand has chosen you!

If you were a Dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss.

Mind if I Weasley my way into your pants?

Me without you is like Fred without George.

Want to have a Tri-wizards Tournament?
Well, not really “Tri-Wizard,” I was thinking more like one wizard, two witches.

My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!

I could make you scream louder than a mandrake!

You don’t even have to say “Lumos Maxima” to turn me on.

You may be a muggle, but that body is magical.

Call Ollivander, because I think my wand has found its master.

Hey, do you speak parseltongue?
Because you’re making my snake rise.

You must be a bludger because you knock me out.

Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Wow, when I said “Accio hottie,” I didn’t expect it to work!

Twelve and a half inches, slightly springy, excellent for charms. But enough about me, what can you tell me about your wand?

Do me, I’m Harry Fucking Potter.

I would take a Marauders Map just to stare at you all night!

Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell?
Because you’ve made me stiff.

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