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Physics pick up lines 🔭 in 2024

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.

I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna make some data?

Your smile must be a black hole. Nothing can escape its pull.

I know we have physics together, but I think we might have some chemistry also.

I’m attracted to you more than an electron is attracted to a proton.

According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.

Engineers don’t know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can’t get the job done.

Is your name Faith?
Cause you’re the substance of things, I’ve hoped for.

I know an exciting way to convert our potential energy into kinetic energy? But first, let’s go somewhere private.

Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!

You’re like symmetry breaking. You’re hot enough to initiate unification

What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1.

Let’s find out our combined volume by displacing the water in my water bed.

Your Bosons, they give me a hadron.

You’re more special than relativity.

Are you interested in learning the practical applications of the laws of friction and acceleration? Let’s get a room, and I’ll show you.

My last partner wasn’t very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino.

You would be set to stunning if you were a laser.

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