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Physics pick up lines 🔭 in 2023

I wish I were Adenine because then I could get paired with U

Were you born in an open cluster?
Because you shine like a young star!

Are you at a 90-degree angle?
Because you look just right!

I’d be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state.

Was that drink magnetic?
Cause, you are attractive.

You know, it’s not the length of the vector that counts. It’s how you apply the force.

You give me Epsilon. I give you Delta. Together, we find limits

Don’t tell anyone, but I just had a supernova in my pants.

Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?

You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is attraction.

Do you want to look at my telescope?
You can Hubble it if you want.

You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil, and together, we’ll light up the world.

So, I’m doing an experiment on elastic collision. Can you help me by bumping my body with your body?

We’re a galvanic cell. Can’t you feel the electricity flowing between us?

Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.

The direction fields of my heart all point to you.

Did you just swallow a magnet?
Because I’m so attracted to you right now.

In accordance with Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be in love right now

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