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Physics pick up lines 🔭 in 2024

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.

You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is attraction.

Do you want to look at my telescope?
You can Hubble it if you want.

You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil, and together, we’ll light up the world.

So, I’m doing an experiment on elastic collision. Can you help me by bumping my body with your body?

We’re a galvanic cell. Can’t you feel the electricity flowing between us?

Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.

The direction fields of my heart all point to you.

Did you just swallow a magnet?
Because I’m so attracted to you right now.

In accordance with Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be in love right now

Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.

Let’s determine the coefficient of kinetic friction between our bodies!

Similar to a vacuum, you are the only thing in my universe.

For this experiment, you will measure the rigidity of this object of mine.

Wanna expand my polynomial?

I want to study thermodynamics because I want to learn the reason why you’re so hot.

Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.

I’ve got my ion you, baby!

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