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Physics pick up lines 🔭 in 2023

I saw your empty valence shell from way over there. Did I mention that my nickname is Sodium?

Does your skin feel burnt?
Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.

I’m hung like a Foucault pendulum.

You are spreading your hotness everywhere like an exothermic reaction.

You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.

I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?

When you and I get together, it’s like the superposition of 2 waves in a phase.

What’s your amplitude for charm-strange mixing?

Einstein had great hair, didn’t he?
I just love your hair.

Are you a singularity?
Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.

Can I bombard your singularity with my rocket ship until you supernova?

Damn, girl, you must be a strong magnetic field cause you just induced a flow somewhere in me.

Hey, I’ll give you a great example of physical geography.

Hey girl, did we just share electrons?
Because I’m feeling a covalent bond between us.

It’s not just angular momentum that makes things go around. Sometimes it’s love!

Are you a camera?
Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Heisenberg was wrong. I’m certain about what you’re doing tonight.

What are your thoughts on vacuum testing my pendulum?

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