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Gym pick up lines 💪🏋 in 2024

Hey baby, how much does a polar bear weigh?
Neither do I, but it broke the ice.

Ladies do you where there’s a lot of female equipment for you to use.

Your eyes are so blue im swimming in them

I found a new gym. Its called my Bed and its free to join.

Can you teach me how to use this machine?

I have more MASS than a church on Sunday!

Seeing that you’re new here, let me show you where the water fountain is…the next drink’s on me.

Protein shakes and chill?

Excuse me miss, do you need a chest spot?

Do you want me to spot you while you do those squats?

I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.

We should train together, I’ve heard it’s good for bone density. And I don’t just mean my skeleton.

How about the Jacuzzi after our work out?

Hey baby, I have sarcoplasmic hypertrophy ALL OVER.

Let’s do lunge.

Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?

You are into fitness? Well how bout fitness dick in your mouth.

Did you fart?
Because you just blew me away!

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