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Funny Pick Up lines 😂 in 2022

Drake would call you and I God’s Plan.

You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I’m super cheesy, you’re super hot, and we belong together.

I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

People call me John, but you can call me tonight.

Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

Are you a beaver?
Cause daaaaaaaaam!

Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Do I know you from somewhere? Oh, that’s right. My dreams.

Are you from Tennessee?
Because you’re the only 10 I see!

Are you lost ma’am?
Because heaven is a long way from here.

You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

Are you Australian?
Because you meet all of my koala-fications.

Are you a parking ticket?
Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

Are you a magician?
When I look at you everything disappears.

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?
My zipper.

Are you a 45-degree angle?
Because you’re a-cutie!

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