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Stupid pick up lines in 2023

When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?

Do you know what’s on Valentine’s Day menu? Me-n-u.

Do you have a map? 
Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

You could spam me all night and I still wouldn’t unsubscribe.

Are you a parking ticket?
Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Please be my friend.

Is your mother a beaver?
Cuz dammmm!

Your husband had told me you were the most beautiful woman that he’d ever met. I didn’t expect the most beautiful woman I’d ever met.

Did you just come out of the oven?
Because you’re hot.

Which is easier?
You getting into those tight jeans or me getting you out of them?

Hey, are you single?
Because I’ve been told I am the best wingman.

You must be from Tennessee, because you are the only 10 I see!

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.

You won’t know if it’s love at first sight or just a damn good joke.

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

What do you say we bounce like a bad email?

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