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Stupid pick up lines in 2022

When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?

Do you know what’s on Valentine’s Day menu? Me-n-u.

Girl, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

Do you have a BandAid?
I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Are those space pants, because they’re really cute! Where did you get them? We should go shopping together sometime.

Are you a camera?
Because every time I look at you, I smile!

I think there’s something wrong with my eyes…I can’t take them off of you.

Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.

You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.

Do you have a name or can I call you bestie?

Did you play volleyball?
Because I sure dig ya!

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