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Stupid pick up lines in 2024

Do you know what’s on Valentine’s Day menu? Me-n-u.

When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?

That’s a great pair of jeans… they’d look even better on my bedroom floor.

I love this shirt! Did your girlfriend buy it for you?

Something’s wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.

You wanna know who’s amazing and has the cutest smile ever? Read the first word again.

Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?

If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.​

Are you a parking ticket?
‘Cause I could give you a ride home if your car got towed or something. I’m happy to, really.

Are you feeling okay?
It looks like your lacking vitamin Me.

Is your name Google?
Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

If kissing is spreading germs… How about we start an epidemic?

Do you believe in friendship at first sight?
Or should I walk by again?

You must wash your jeans in Windex, because I can see myself in them.

Are you a banana?
Because I find you peeling.

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