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Stupid pick up lines in 2023

When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?

Do you know what’s on Valentine’s Day menu? Me-n-u.

Did you play volleyball?
Because I sure dig ya!

OMG, I’m sorry, I thought you were someone I went to school with.

Are you a time traveler?
Cause I see you in my future!

If my heart were to fly, your soul would be my airport.

You’re so sweet; you’re giving me a toothache.

Hi, do you have a few minutes for me to hit on you?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.

Do you like Star Wars?
Because Yoda only one for me!

Was your dad a thief? Why? I don’t know, just making small talk. Mine’s an orthopedist.

1Remember me?
Oh, that’s right; I’ve only met you in my dreams.

If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme?
Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!

You smell like trash….. Can I take you out?

I’d say ‘god bless you’ but it looks like he already did with me, your new best friend.

Did you play baseball/softball?
Because I wanna take you home.

I love your shirt. It really brings out your eyes.

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