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Stupid pick up lines in 2022

When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?

Do you know what’s on Valentine’s Day menu? Me-n-u.

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?

Like a broken pencil, life without you is pointless.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Did you invent the airplane?
Because you seem Wright for me.

Girl, are you sweatpants? Because we’re gonna spend a lot more time together when I’m not dating anyone.

My friends bet I can’t talk to the prettiest girl; want to use their money to buy drinks?

You are fine as wine.

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

Are you from Australia?
Because I can see ya down under.

How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice.

Is this the Hogwarts Express?
Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Don’t tell me if you want me to take you out to dinner. Just smile for yes, or do a backflip for no.

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