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Stupid pick up lines in 2024

Do you know what’s on Valentine’s Day menu? Me-n-u.

When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?

Are you feeling okay?
It looks like your lacking vitamin Me.

Is your name Google?
Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

If kissing is spreading germs… How about we start an epidemic?

Do you believe in friendship at first sight?
Or should I walk by again?

You must wash your jeans in Windex, because I can see myself in them.

Are you a banana?
Because I find you peeling.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

Do you have a map? 
Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

You could spam me all night and I still wouldn’t unsubscribe.

Are you a parking ticket?
Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Please be my friend.

Is your mother a beaver?
Cuz dammmm!

Your husband had told me you were the most beautiful woman that he’d ever met. I didn’t expect the most beautiful woman I’d ever met.

Did you just come out of the oven?
Because you’re hot.

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