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Pokemon pick up lines ⚡ in 2024

STD’s are like Pokemon baby, gotta catch ‘em all! Do you want to help me out?

You must be a Magnemite because I’m attracted to you.

Can I fertilize you with my sunkern?

Let’s make like a Super Rod and hook up.

I heard Meowth’s not the only mischievous pussy in town.

I wish I was an Abra. So I could Teleport to your bedroom.

My love burns for you like the fire on a Typhlosion’s back.

Let’s have a Togepi of our own!

Aipom’s pretty good with his hands, and so am I.

You make me Rhy-horny, girl.

Starmie and Staryu belong together.

I’d like to Pikachu naked.

If you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.

You make my Darkrai rise.

Let’s make like the pages of this guide book and get under the covers.

Do you want to watch my Ekans evolve?

Do you want to register your number in my PokeNav?

I bought you an Everstone because I love you just the way you are.

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