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Pokemon pick up lines ⚡ in 2024

STD’s are like Pokemon baby, gotta catch ‘em all! Do you want to help me out?

Are you a Rare Candy?
Because I feel a level-up.

You’ve got the lips of a Jynx!

You make me erupt like the Cinnabar Island volcano.

I wish I was a Magikarp, so I could use Splash on you.

Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.

There are plenty of fish in the sea. But you’re my Golden Magikarp.

Did you learn Flash? Because your smile could light up the Darkest Caves.

Butterfree up your schedule, because you’re going out with me.

Will you use Rock Polish on my Pokeballs?

Do you want to play my Poke Flute?

Your smile is stronger than a Hyper Beam.

You put the “Wiggle” in Wigglytuff.

I’d Pound you with my Piplup.

Do you want to help my Ekans learn intercourse?

Are you a Pikachu?
Because you’re shockingly beautiful.

Do you know Dig?
Because you just dug your way straight to my heart.

Can I get into your Secret Base?

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