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Pokemon pick up lines ⚡ in 2023

STD’s are like Pokemon baby, gotta catch ‘em all! Do you want to help me out?

You just Weedle-d your way into my heart.

Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night.

You’re such a good catch. I think I’ll use my only Master Ball on you.

You put the “Double-D” in Dodou.

Do you wanna see my Bell-sprout?

I’m like a Ditto. I’ll be anything you want me to be.

You’re more beautiful than a Beautifly.

I’d like to Leech my Seeds into you.

Do you wanna see my Nuggets?

Why don’t you and me go back to my gym and have a naked battle.

Are you a Rare Candy?
Because I feel a level-up.

You’ve got the lips of a Jynx!

You make me erupt like the Cinnabar Island volcano.

I wish I was a Magikarp, so I could use Splash on you.

Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.

There are plenty of fish in the sea. But you’re my Golden Magikarp.

Did you learn Flash? Because your smile could light up the Darkest Caves.

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