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Pokemon pick up lines ⚡ in 2023

STD’s are like Pokemon baby, gotta catch ‘em all! Do you want to help me out?

I’d like to Pikachu naked.

If you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.

You make my Darkrai rise.

Let’s make like the pages of this guide book and get under the covers.

Do you want to watch my Ekans evolve?

Do you want to register your number in my PokeNav?

I bought you an Everstone because I love you just the way you are.

I’m going to Hoppip into your pants.

Have you been taking lessons from a Lickitung?

If I were a Pidgeotto, I’d Gust your pants off.

When I’m around you, I’m like a Geodude. As hard as a rock!

You’re hotter than a Charizard’s breath.

I wanna see your Squirtle squirt.

You just gave me a Cubone.

I want to Squirtle all over your Jigglypuffs.

Are you a Flareon?
Because you’re a sexy fox.

Do you wanna Lickilicky my icky sticky?

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