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Dirty Pick up lines 😏 in 2022

This might seem corny, but you’re making me horny.

Your body is made up of 70% water. . .and I’m thirsty.

Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the six. I’ll be the nine.

Did you know my lips are like Skittles and you’re about to taste the rainbow?

In the words of the great Lizzo, I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% your base.

If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.

I must be a beaver because I’m dying for your wood.

Did you get those pants for 50 percent off? They’re 100 percent off at my place.

You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.

I’m having trouble sleeping by myself, can you sleep with me?

That shirt looks great on you… as a matter of fact, so would I.

Are you a sea lion?
Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight.

Are you a raisin?
Cause you’re raising my hopes for a kiss right about now.

You look like an extremely hard worker and I have an opening that you can fill.

My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.

Is it hot in here?
Or is it just you?

Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?

Are you Dracula? You looked a little thirsty when you were looking at me.

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