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Dirty Pick up lines 😏 in 2023

Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the six. I’ll be the nine.

This might seem corny, but you’re making me horny.

That shirt looks great on you… as a matter of fact, so would I.

Your body is made up of 70% water. . .and I’m thirsty.

I must be a beaver because I’m dying for your wood.

Did you get those pants for 50 percent off? They’re 100 percent off at my place.

You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.

Is your name winter?
Because you’ll be coming soon.

I’m having trouble sleeping by myself, can you sleep with me?

Are you a sea lion?
Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight.

Are you a raisin?
Cause you’re raising my hopes for a kiss right about now.

My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.

You look like an extremely hard worker and I have an opening that you can fill.

Is it hot in here?
Or is it just you?

Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?

Are you Dracula? You looked a little thirsty when you were looking at me.

I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.

Did you know my lips are like Skittles and you’re about to taste the rainbow?

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