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Dirty Pick up lines 😏 in 2024

Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the six. I’ll be the nine.

That shirt looks great on you… as a matter of fact, so would I.

Your body is made up of 70% water. . .and I’m thirsty.

This might seem corny, but you’re making me horny.

Did you get those pants for 50 percent off? They’re 100 percent off at my place.

Are you an archaeologist?
Because I’ve got a large bone for you to examine.

I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.

If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.

I must be a beaver because I’m dying for your wood.

Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.

You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.

Is your name winter?
Because you’ll be coming soon.

I’m having trouble sleeping by myself, can you sleep with me?

Are you a sea lion?
Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight.

Are you a raisin?
Cause you’re raising my hopes for a kiss right about now.

My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.

You look like an extremely hard worker and I have an opening that you can fill.

Is it hot in here?
Or is it just you?

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