Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Thanksgiving pick up lines 🦃🍗 in 2022

Thanksgiving dinner isn’t the only thing that will make you want to loosen your belt.

I’m excited about Thanksgiving because I love unwelcome parenting advice from relatives I see twice a year.

There’s only one cavity that I want to stuff, if you know what I mean.

If you’re lucky, I’ll let you stuff my turkey next Thanksgiving.

I just checked your meat thermometer — you’re definitely hot enough for me.

Fancy a pluck?

Are you here for the breast or thighs?

Wanna take a look at my meat thermometer?

I wanna gobble you up like a a thanksgiving turkey

Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.

Do you wanna ride my mayflower?

Thanksgiving dinner isn’t the only thing that will make you wanna loosen your belt.

You’ve got the juiciest breasts in town.

Has anyone ever told you how gourd-looking you are?

If you didn’t want to sit at the kids’ table then you shouldn’t have seen the new Twilight movie.

I’ve got a little something for you to gobble on.

You can call me Tryptophan, because you’ll be all sleepy after I’m done with you!

Wanna butter my cornbread?

Most Popular Categories

All Categories

  • Submit a pick up line
  • Follow us on Facebook