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Thanksgiving pick up lines 🦃🍗 in 2023

Thanksgiving dinner isn’t the only thing that will make you want to loosen your belt.

Damn, girl, you’ve got some fine yams.

Did you save room?
Because I have something else to gobble on.

You have to smoke a couple of bowls before Thanksgiving dinner. I can’t think of a better time to have the munchies.

I’m feeling extra thankful I matched with you today.

They should change the name of Thanksgiving to something more fitting like say, Turkeypocolypse or Stuffing-cide.

I’m a real master baster.

Wanna pull the wishbone with me?
I promise I’ll let you win!

I care about getting you off more than Ross Geller cared about his Thanksgiving leftover sandwich.

I’d love the chance to (Plymouth) rock your world.

You have to smoke a couple of bowls before Thanksgiving dinner. I can’t think of a better time to have the munchies.

The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you.

Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.

The best part of Thanksgiving is the stuffing. [Exaggerated wink]

Would you like to try some of this dark meat?

Dear Turkeys, don’t worry… they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, women.

Is it just you, or is it getting hot in here?

You put the ass in casserole

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