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Thanksgiving pick up lines 🦃🍗 in 2024

You’ve got the juiciest breasts in town.

Thanksgiving dinner isn’t the only thing that will make you want to loosen your belt.

I can give you something to really be thankful about!

The turkey isn’t the only thing on this table that needs basting!

I want you even more than buttery garlic mashed potatoes.

You’re so cute I could gobble you up.

Baby, I can make your Plymouth rock!

If I was a turkey, I’d be doing everything I could to taste terrible right now.

There is a special place in hell for people that play Christmas music before Thanksgiving.

The turkey isn’t the only thing on this table that needs basting.

My pants are feeling a little tight after Thanksgiving dinner. Would you like to help me take them off?

I’d love to stuff your turkey, sweetheart.

You’re such a hot bird, I’d give you my presidential pardon.

Would you like to try some of this dark meat?

They say tying the legs together keeps everything moist.

The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!

I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.

I put the “pump” in pumpkin pie.

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