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Doctor pick up lines 👨‍⚕🩺 in 2024

You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime

Are you a pulmonary embolism? ‘Cause I can’t breathe when I’m around you.

I need to practice my trauma assessments. Will you be my patient?

Stand back, I’m a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I’ll loosen her clothes.

Have you been to the doctors lately? Cause I think you are lacking vitamin me.

You increase my dopamine levels

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

I’m like a doctor, actually an orthodontist, I’m gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes

We should get some coffee… Because I’m liking you a latte.

Are you drowning? Because I’m feeling the urge to give you CPR.

How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?

Medics know how to pick you up 5 different ways

You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.

I hope that one day I will be your emergency person.

Are you Broca’s Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.

I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.

That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn’t coming from an artery.

I might need a doctor, cos you are dublin my heart rate.

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