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Doctor pick up lines 👨‍⚕🩺 in 2023

We should exchange our genetic information!

Baby you’re so sweet you’re gonna put me in DKA!

I’d love to do a 12 lead on you

Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days.

Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.

EMTs come when people go down

If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?

Where there is a pulse there is a chance.

Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.

You get my heart racing like an epinephrine drip.

I don’t want to go all Freudian on you, but cute doctors pull strong feelings from me because they’re a safe target for feelings I originally had for my parents.

My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I’m falling for you.

Your calves must be aching. Because you’ve been back-marching through my mind all day.

I need medical attention! I hurt myself pretty bad falling for you.

Baby, you make me vasodilate!

I’ll shock the socks off you

Wanna feel safe tonight? Sleep with an EMT.

Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.

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