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Doctor pick up lines 👨‍⚕🩺 in 2022

Stand back, I’m a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I’ll loosen her clothes.

Have you been to the doctors lately? Cause I think you are lacking vitamin me.

You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime

Are you a pulmonary embolism? ‘Cause I can’t breathe when I’m around you.

I need to practice my trauma assessments. Will you be my patient?

We should get some coffee… Because I’m liking you a latte.

You increase my dopamine levels

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

I’m like a doctor, actually an orthodontist, I’m gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes

You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.

Are you drowning? Because I’m feeling the urge to give you CPR.

How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?

Medics know how to pick you up 5 different ways

That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn’t coming from an artery.

I might need a doctor, cos you are dublin my heart rate.

I hope that one day I will be your emergency person.

Are you Broca’s Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.

I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.

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