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Doctor pick up lines 👨‍⚕🩺 in 2024

Am I interested in you, or is it just blood sugar?

I can find every pulse in your body!

My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.

You’ve got beautiful veins

I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we’re both afebrile.

Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

I’d like to find another doctor. Why? Because I’ve got a crush on you. Would you like to grab lunch sometime?

Those clothes look uncomfortable… need me to cut them off for you?

Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.

Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.

I’m used to staying up all night

Whenever I’m near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.

I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.

Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!

I can make your heart skip a beat. No really, I’m certified to do it!

My love for you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.

Your bus or mine?

We should exchange our genetic information!

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