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Clever pick up lines 🤯 in 2024

You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!

Can I borrow a kiss?
I promise I’ll give it back.

What’s wrong?
You’re looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some Vitamin me.

Look, I’m just trying to drink here, but you’re very distracting.

Can we try to communicate telepathically since it’s so loud in here?

I’m psychic and can see the future, and I saw you were my boyfriend.

You are absolutely, astoundingly gorgeous, and that’s the least interesting thing about you.

God almost didn’t make you. He was afraid the angels would get jealous.

Is there something you’d like to tell me?

Are you a weeping angel ?
Cause I can’t take my eyes off you.

My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Oh fuck! This thing is an hour fast.

There’s something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

If a kiss was a snowflake, I would send you a snowstorm.

Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?

I was so enchanted by you that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Are there any questions you won’t answer?

You’re awkward, but in a cure way. Like an elevator ride, but with puppies.

Are you from Tennessee?
Because take off your pants.

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