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Inappropriate pick up lines in 2022

Can you do telekinesis?
Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.

If Disney is the happiest place on Earth, in your arms is no doubt the happiest place in the universe.

Are you an archaeologist?
Because I’ve got a large bone for you to examine.

I’m peanut butter. You’re jelly. Let’s have sex.

You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.

I’m having trouble sleeping by myself. Can you sleep with me?

Ya know, I was feeling a little off today. But you’ve turned me on.

Are you a drill sergeant?
Because you have my privates standing at attention.

 Just checked my battery life, it’s at 69%.

My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.

Do I have to sign for your package?

Did you send the invitation to the party between your legs by mail, or do you wanna give it to me in person?

I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.

Aside from being extremely sexy, what else do you do for a living?

Are you an elevator?
Because I’ll go up and down on you.

Do you believe in karma?
Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.

They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

If I was the judge, I’d sentence you to my bed.

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