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Inappropriate pick up lines in 2024

Can you do telekinesis?
Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.

Are you an archaeologist?
Because I’ve got a large bone for you to examine.

Ya know, I was feeling a little off today. But you’ve turned me on.

Do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth?

I’m peanut butter. You’re jelly. Let’s have sex.

If Disney is the happiest place on Earth, in your arms is no doubt the happiest place in the universe.

Did you send the invitation to the party between your legs by mail, or do you wanna give it to me in person?

Are you a haunted house?
Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.

My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.

Are you a drill sergeant?
Because you have my privates standing at attention.

You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.

Did you know penguins stick to one partner their whole life? Would you like to be my penguin?

Don’t ever change. Just get naked.

I’m having trouble sleeping by myself. Can you sleep with me?

Are you an elevator?
Because I’ll go up and down on you.

They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

If I was the judge, I’d sentence you to my bed.

Did you make Santa’s naughty list this year? You want to?

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