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Cheesy pick up lines in 2024

One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.

I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal you’re heart, and you’ll steal mine.

My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

Where do you hide your wings?

My doctor told me I have a vitamin D deficiency. Want to go back to my place and save me?

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.

I thought this was a (bar/restaurant/etc.), but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.

If you were a fruit, you’d be a “fine-apple.”

I feel so comfortable around you I don’t even have to hold my farts in anymore.

Was your father a thief?
‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Most people call me (your name), but you can call me tomorrow!

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.

Are you a parking ticket?
‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I’m close I see heaven in your eyes.

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