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Bad pick up lines in 2022

Hey, do you have a couple of minutes for me to hit on you?

You’re like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

Did you just fart? Because you blow me away

You must be a hell of a thief, because you stole my heart from across the room.

Do you have a band-aid? (No,why) Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!

Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

Somebody call the cops. It’s got to be illegal to look that good.

Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a little cuter than the left one.

I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.

Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.

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