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Bad pick up lines in 2023

Hey, do you have a couple of minutes for me to hit on you?

You’re like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

Do you like raisins?
How do you feel about a date?

My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

It’s handy that I have my library card because I’m totally checking you out.

There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

Are you religious?
Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.

Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you’ll be screaming it all night

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

Sorry, you owe me a drink. (Why?) Because when I saw you, I dropped mine.

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