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Bad pick up lines in 2024

Hey, do you have a couple of minutes for me to hit on you?

You’re like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore — my face should be among them.

Are you going to kiss me, or am I going to have to lie to my diary?

You smell… We should go take a shower together.

Is your dad a thief or something?
Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me instead?

Are you tired?
You’ve been running through my mind.

Let’s face it. I’m hot, you’re hot and we both know you got a crush on me.

Woman to Man: Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.

Do you have a map?
Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

Do you like raisins?
How do you feel about a date?

My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

It’s handy that I have my library card because I’m totally checking you out.

There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.

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