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Bad pick up lines in 2023

Hey, do you have a couple of minutes for me to hit on you?

You’re like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

Are those space pants?
Because your ass is outta control!

Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?

Where’s your paper bag? (What?) Your paper bag to put over your head.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Give me your Twitter?
My father said that I must follow my dream. 

Hey. Do you have that Hawiian Disease?
What? “Comeoniwannalayya”.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.

Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already did. 

I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish.
[Girl] What?
[Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn’t matter.

Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

Can I even get a fake number?

Is your name Google? Because you’re the answer to everything I’m searching for.

Do you have a Band-Aid?
‘Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

What’s a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?

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