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Bad pick up lines in 2022

Hey, do you have a couple of minutes for me to hit on you?

You’re like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?

Is your name Gillette?
Because you’re the best a man can get!

You must be from Tennassee! Because you are the only TEN I see!

Are you ok?
It must have hurt when you fell from heaven.

Hey babe- pretend my pants is France and invade them.

Can I have directions?
[To where?] To your heart.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

Hello. Cupid called. He said he wants my heart back.

Hey, I have money.

I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

Hey, girl. Are you German?
‘Cause I wanna be Ger-man!

Did you fall from heaven?
Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

Excuse me, I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your house?

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.

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