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Offensive pick up lines in 2022

I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?

Are you poop?
Because even when you’re far away, I can smell you.

You’re so fine that I wouldn’t care if you were dead or alive!

Are you a durian? Because you’re a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.

Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.

Honestly, I’m into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?

Are you a tax collector?
Because I’m gonna avoid you at all costs!

Come with me if you want to live!

I’m willing to lower my standards if you go on a date with me.

You’re like a fat stump, I’m always falling over you.

Are you free tonight, or are you going to cost me?

I want to tickle your belly button. From the inside, of course.

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