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Offensive pick up lines in 2024

Did you just fart?
Because you blew me away!

Are you an alarm clock?
Because I want to kill you.

I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?

If you were a booger, I’d definitely pick you.

Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.

Are you free tonight, or are you going to cost me?

I want to tickle your belly button. From the inside, of course.

Are you a piece of trash?
Because as someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.

You’re like a low-life bandit. I’ll give you everything so please don’t hurt me.

Did you fall from heaven?
Because so did Satan.

Are you a booger?
Because I want to pick you first.

If I was a fly, I’d be all over you. Why?
Because you’re sh*t!

You’re like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?

Much as I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.

Did you fall from Heaven?
Because your face is messed up.

I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I’d pee on you.

Get on your knees and smile like a doughnut!

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