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Offensive pick up lines in 2023

Did you just fart?
Because you blew me away!

Are you an alarm clock?
Because I want to kill you.

I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?

If you were a booger, I’d definitely pick you.

Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.

Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?

Much as I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.

Did you fall from Heaven?
Because your face is messed up.

I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I’d pee on you.

Get on your knees and smile like a doughnut!

Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Because your pants are big enough to fit one.

Are you Ebola?
Because you melt my insides.

Do you like to dance?
Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

Sit on my face and I’ll guess your weight.

Your eyes are as blue as the ocean I dumped my ex’s body in.

You look fabulous! … for your age.

I dreamt about you. You died.

As long as I have a face, you’ll always have a place to sit.

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