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Offensive pick up lines in 2024

Are you an alarm clock?
Because I want to kill you.

I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?

If you were a booger, I’d definitely pick you.

Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.

Did you just fart?
Because you blew me away!

Are you the future?
Because you’re looking hopeless and bleak.

Do you like sausages?
Because you’re the wurst!

You’re kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I’m into those things.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m using my hand, and thinking of you.

I think I saw you on TV. Oh yeah, it was on animal planet.

I bet your muffled screams are as cute as you.

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?

Let’s play the Pinocchio game. You sit on my face, and I’ll tell you a lie.

I like you like my coffee. Bitter!

I was just curious?
Are you as good as all the guys say you are?

For a fatty, you don’t seem to sweat much.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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