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Are you an alarm clock?
Because I want to kill you.

I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?

If you were a booger, I’d definitely pick you.

Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.

Did you just fart?
Because you blew me away!

Are you a human?
Just making sure.

Are you garbage?
Because I want to take you out.

Damn! You’re almost as hot as my sister/brother.

Do you want to be disappointed tonight?

How much does a polar bear weigh?
Less than you, I would guess.

How do you like your eggs in the morning: scrambled, fried, or fertilized?

I like my partners like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra large!

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?

You look a lot like my next victim.

Did you fall from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.

I wish I was menstruation, so I could visit you once every month.

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

Hey, how much?

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