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Gay pick up lines 🌈🏳️‍🌈 in 2024

If I were a squirrel and you were a tree, would you let me store my nuts in your hole?

Do you work for UPS?
I thought I saw you checking out my package.

If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

Is your name highway?
‘Cause I wanna ride you all night long.

My name is Mark… remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.

I’ve got an oral exam later, can I practice with you?

I don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

(Lick finger and wipe on his shirt)… Let’s get you out of these wet clothes.

You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

Can I ride your joystick?

Wanna play army?
I’ll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.

Bet I can do it better than your girlfriend.

I would honestly offer you a cigarette, but I guess you’re already smoking hot.

When I’m with you, I can’t think straight.

I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Cocked Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

I’ll treat you like my homework; I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long.

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

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