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If I were a squirrel and you were a tree, would you let me store my nuts in your hole?

Do you work for UPS?
I thought I saw you checking out my package.

If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

I don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.

I’ve got an oral exam later, can I practice with you?

My name is Mark… remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.

Is your name highway?
‘Cause I wanna ride you all night long.

Wanna play army?
I’ll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.

(Lick finger and wipe on his shirt)… Let’s get you out of these wet clothes.

You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

Bet I can do it better than your girlfriend.

Can I ride your joystick?

I would honestly offer you a cigarette, but I guess you’re already smoking hot.

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Cocked Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

When I’m with you, I can’t think straight.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

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