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Gay pick up lines 🌈🏳️‍🌈 in 2023

If I were a squirrel and you were a tree, would you let me store my nuts in your hole?

Do you work for UPS?
I thought I saw you checking out my package.

If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

My name is Mark… remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.

Is your name highway?
‘Cause I wanna ride you all night long.

I’ve got an oral exam later, can I practice with you?

I don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

(Lick finger and wipe on his shirt)… Let’s get you out of these wet clothes.

You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

Can I ride your joystick?

I would honestly offer you a cigarette, but I guess you’re already smoking hot.

Wanna play army?
I’ll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.

Bet I can do it better than your girlfriend.

I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Cocked Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

When I’m with you, I can’t think straight.

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

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