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Pun pick up lines in 2024

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.

Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte.

If you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber.

Do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydro power? Because dammmm.

Feel my t-shirt, it’s made of boyfriend material.

Are you a beaver?
Cause daaaaaaaaam!

I know this is going to sound cheesy, but together we’d rock. (Really? Just really?)

Are you Australian?
Because you meet all of my koala-fications.

Are you cake?
Cause I want a piece of that.

When a penguin finds a mate they stay with them for the rest of their life. Will you be my penguin?

Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

Pinch me. You’re so hot I must be dreaming.

If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.

If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

I’ve seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?

On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9… And I’m the 1 you need.

My mom thinks I’m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?

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