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Pun pick up lines in 2023

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.

Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte.

Do you like science because I’ve got my ion you.

If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

Did you swallow magnets?
Cause you’re attractive.

Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.

Good thing I just bought term life insurance… because I saw you and my heart stopped!

My head just exploded because you are the bomb. (Hmmm…just might work.)

Are you craving Pizza?
Because I’d love to get a pizz-a you

You’re like a dictionary… you add meaning to my life.

My doctor says I’m lacking vitamin U.

Remember me?
Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.

You are definitely the answer to my prayers, and God sent me here.

Is your body from McDonald’s?
Cause I’m lovin’ it!

Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person?
(hold up a mirror)

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