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Pun pick up lines in 2024

If you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber.

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.

Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte.

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.

You must be the speed of light… because time stops when I look at you.

Did you hear of the new disease called beautiful, I think you’re infected.

Do you play soccer?
Because you’re a keeper!

How are things in heaven because? You must be an angel. (The angel thing is always a good fallback.)

Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.

Are you a 90 degree angle?
Cause you are looking right!

Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?

Thank god I’m wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.

Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off.

Are you Australian?
Because you meet all of my koala-fications. (Deliver this line with your best Crocodile Dundee accent.)

If you were a Transformer, you’d be “Optimus Fine”.

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