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Pun pick up lines in 2023

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.

I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.

I’ll give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, you can return it.

Are you a parking ticket?
‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Cause I can see myself in your pants!

I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.

Are you a keyboard?
Because you are my type.

Do you know what you would really look beautiful in? My arms. (Give it a try, and let me know what happens.)

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.

Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Wow, when god made you he was showing off.

How much does a polar beat weigh?
Enough to break the ice!

Did it hurt?
When you fell out of heaven?

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