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Zelda pick up lines in 2024

The flow of time is cruel, but only because one day it will separate me and you…

Are you wearing the Pegasus Boots?
Because you’ve been running though my mind all day.

I would Skyward Strike in your sacred temple.

Can I put my Death Mountain in your Gerudo Valley?

Come back to my place and I’ll make your bow quiver with my arrow.

You must be King Dodongo, because I really want to explode inside your mouth.

I’m going to need a larger bomb-bag cause the bomb in my pants is getting bigger and bigger.

You’re so hot, I need my fire tunic.

I’ll play Epona’s Song and ride you all night long.

You must have the Quake Medallion because I can feel the earth move when I’m with you.

I may look like a normal Kokiri, but I am as nasty as Ganon.

Our love will grow just like The Great Deku Tree.

You should come back to my place. My master sword needs to be polished.

Would you like some of my sand in your hourglA$$?

Your boner is stiffer than Grooses pompadour.

Ay boy, press A to grab my destiny.

You are hotter than Din’s fire.

Ay girl, I am going to explore your dungeon.

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