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Zelda pick up lines in 2023

How about we go to my place so i can show you my Longshot.

You light my Deku Stick on fire.

Want to see my Hidden Skills?

You don’t need to be Jabu-Jabu for me to be inside you.

I don’t need the song of storms to make you wet.

Are you sure there are only 3 triforce pieces, cus I’m sure you have the triforce of beauty.

Want to fuse Kinstones?
I’d bet they fit perfectly.

Hey girl, let me plant some magic beans in your soft soil ??

Ay girl your just like epona, faithful, loyal and every time I play with my ocarina you come a running!

Pots aren’t the only things I smash well.

Don’t worry ill wear my Majoras mask

I’d better buy a bigger bag, ‘cause you’re the BOMB!

When I look into you’re eyes I get more lost then I did in the Fire Temple.

I’m not possessed by Majora’s Mask, I’m just crazy for you.

You look like a fish, here’s my water stone. I’ll see you in about seven years for some S#xy time.

You don’t need the Deku mask to toot my horn.

Hey, girl. Are you a fairy, cause…I kinda need you. Got a boss fight coming up and…just get in the bottle.

I would Skyward Strike in your sacred temple.

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