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Zelda pick up lines in 2023

Baby im not gonna “Tri” and “Force” you to be with me but you are the “Oracle of Seasons” to my “Heart Container” your touch feels like the bubbles in “Lord Jabu Jabu’s Belly”, when you cry it feels like ” The Song of Storms” and when we kiss it feels like im in the “Temple of Time” and the world has advanced 7 years.

Hey girl wanna play with my master sword.

Time” and the world has advanced 7 years.

Tonight I’ll be calling you Ganon cause you’ll keep on coming, and coming and coming

Can I put my master sword in your temple of time?

Do you have the Mirror Shield?
Because I can really see myself in your tunic.

Hey, gorgeous, I’d like to go to your Sacred Grove and shove my Master Sword deep inside your pedestal tonight!

You don’t need to play Eponas song for me to C^m running.

Every time i see you i feel you complete a piece of my heart.

Baby, I’ve been Z-targeting you all night.

I must have defeated a boss because I just found a heart container.

Hey Girl, wanna see my deku nuts?

I need my Goron tunic because you’re too hot to handle!

Your so hot you can unfreeze Zoras domain.

Someone best call the Scared Realm because they’re missing a Sage.

My love for you burns like Din’s Fire.

Are you wearing the Pegasus Boots?
Because you’ve been running though my mind all day.

“Are you sure there are only three triforce pieces, cuz I’m sure you have the Triforce of beauty.”

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