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Gamer pick up lines 🎮 in 2024

I’d rather ride you than Yoshi any day.

I’d like to fertilize your crops with my bonemeal.

Are you King Dodongo?
Because I really want to explode in your mouth.

Wanna see my Metapod use Harden?

Did you just cast blizzaga on me?
Because time suddenly froze and it’s just you and me.

I have never found true love, until you opened the kingdom to my heart.

I promise you that I will never “up up down down left right left right B A start” on you.

I want to ride you harder than Mario rides Yoshi.

When I look at you, my Metapod can’t get any harder.

I want you to ride my chocobo!

I’d jump over a gazillion barrels just to save you.

So, what’s your skill level with two-handed weapons?

I’d take a Bullet Bill to my heart for you.

I’ve only got one heart left and it’s beating for you.

If I show you my gun, will let me see your portal?

Are you NES game cartridge?
For some reason, I just want to blow you.

Do you want to play some Nintendo 69 with me?

I choose you!

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