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Bible pick up lines ⛪ in 2024

I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.

I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.

Hey girl, are you related to Abraham’s nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.

Did you say your name was Esther?
Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this.

If it’s true that you should love your neighbor, I’m gonna buy the house right next to yours.

Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.

I know you’ve already said no once, but call me Joshua because I’m going to break down your walls.

I’m interested in full time ministry, and not only that… I also play the guitar.

Hey girl, I heard God called you. Can I do the same?

If you got any hotter, God would have to send another flood.

I didn’t know angels flew this low.

Do you need prayer?
Because I’m certainly willing to lay hands on you.

You put the “stud” in bible study.

I didn’t believe in predestination until I met you.

You know what the temple veil and I have in common?
We’re both ripped.

I’d part the Red Sea for you.

As Christians, shouldn’t we honor all Scripture?
Let’s start with 2 Corinthians 13:12.

I was gonna read proverbs 31, then I realized I could just study you instead. 

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