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Bible pick up lines ⛪ in 2023

If it’s true that you should love your neighbor, I’m gonna buy the house right next to yours.

I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.

I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.

Hey girl, are you related to Abraham’s nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.

Did you say your name was Esther?
Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this.

I’m pretty much considered an elder in the congregation these days.

Unfortunately I can’t perform miracles, and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for two people.

You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.

I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I’ve converted to divine revelation.

Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?

Look, you’re nearly 22. Most Christians are 3 years into marriage by now… just settle for me.

High, I’m Will, God’s will!

The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I’ve prayed … and here you are.

The Bible says to “Give drink to those who are thirsty and feed the hungry.”So how about dinner tonight?

My spiritual gift is my good looks… it lifts peoples spirits.

Do you want to be accountability partners?

Don’t walk away, babe. You may not think I’m perfect but Jesus thinks I’m to die for.

Is that a mirror in your Bible?
Because I see you reflecting Christ.

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