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D&D pick up lines ⚔️🐉🏰🧙🏻‍♂️🏹 in 2024

Girl, are those Paladin Pants? Because you’re looking lawful good in ’em.

if I polymorphed us both into squirrels could I bust a nut in your hole?”

Are you the goddess Sune?
Cuz you are Sune to be mine.

Girl, your booty is so fine, its stats must be from one of the game’s epic-level splatbooks instead of the core rulebooks.

I have a spear for your portable hole.

I’ll show you the one time where Endurance isn’t useless.

Are you a bard?
You’ve just inspired my pants.

Damn girl are those natural?

Hey baby, even been with a rogue? We’re in and out before you even notice.

You rolled a 20 on your charisma check

Lets be like druids and get wild.

Are you a sorcerer?
‘Cuz a face that pretty must be innate, not learned.

Don’t worry, I’ve got protection aura.

Hey, babe, wanna go get prone?

I wouldn’t mind if you used Hold Person on me.

Sorry it took me so long to get over here but you knocked me prone when you walked in the room.

Babe, let me put on my robe and wizard hat.

Gorag want you. Gorag use you for hit dice and damage dice with big, big axe!

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