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D&D pick up lines ⚔️🐉🏰🧙🏻‍♂️🏹 in 2024

Girl, are those Paladin Pants? Because you’re looking lawful good in ’em.

if I polymorphed us both into squirrels could I bust a nut in your hole?”

Are you a wildmage?
Because you’ve caused chaos in my mind?

Ever kissed a flameskull?

I can Cure Disease….

I’d sell my soul to a fiend to get a little familiar with you.

Baby, you are so stunning when I first saw you I had to make a saving throw.

Half-elf: ‘Wanna peek at my other half?’

I hope you’re not a monk, since I’m tired of hands.

I’m glad I’m not undead, cuz baby you’ve got a Divine Touch.

Are you a cleric?
‘Cuz you make me feel healed.

Did you fall through a portal from Mount Celestia, because you look like an angel.

Hey baby, wanna see my wild shape?

You’ve grappled my heart.

My quivering palm is for the kill zones and thrill zones.

Are you a wizard?
‘Cuz you cast a spell on me.

Excuse me, did you just roll a natural twenty for diplomacy?
Because you’re definitely influencing my attitude.

I can do more than Stone Shape to make the bedrock.

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