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D&D pick up lines ⚔️🐉🏰🧙🏻‍♂️🏹 in 2022

Are you a sorcerer?
‘Cuz a face that pretty must be innate, not learned.

Don’t worry, I’ve got protection aura.

Hey, babe, wanna go get prone?

I wouldn’t mind if you used Hold Person on me.

Sorry it took me so long to get over here but you knocked me prone when you walked in the room.

Babe, let me put on my robe and wizard hat.

Gorag want you. Gorag use you for hit dice and damage dice with big, big axe!

I hope you’re a druid, ‘cuz this animal wants to be…handled.

I’m a sex wizard, with 69th level sex magic

Are you a Beholder?
‘Cause I’d like to be-holdin’ that ass you fine momma.

Did it hurt when you got sucked through that portal out of the Celestial Plane?

Hey baby, I got +10 in endurance.

Your perception check is successful, you’ve found a dashing rogue.

My charisma gives me a +1 bonus to hit on you

Are you a succubus?
‘Cuz I wanna fuck you.

Ever been with a rogue? We like to do it from behind.

How much does a polar (owl)bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice.

I’m a renowned wizard, but I’ve never seen anything as magical as your smile.

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