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D&D pick up lines ⚔️🐉🏰🧙🏻‍♂️🏹 in 2023

Are you a cleric?
‘Cuz you make me feel healed.

Did you fall through a portal from Mount Celestia, because you look like an angel.

Hey baby, wanna see my wild shape?

You’ve grappled my heart.

My quivering palm is for the kill zones and thrill zones.

Are you a wizard?
‘Cuz you cast a spell on me.

Excuse me, did you just roll a natural twenty for diplomacy?
Because you’re definitely influencing my attitude.

I can do more than Stone Shape to make the bedrock.

I’d travel to the bottom of the 9 Hells and back to see your pure white smile like the Reghed Glacier.

Baby, you make my alignment spin!

Halflings make the best dinner love, wink the best breakfast too.

I know my description says ‘outsider’ but I’d rather be ‘insider’ if you know what I mean.

I’m really glad I had this ring of feather falling. As I looked into your eyes and fell hard.

Are you a fighter?
‘Cuz I never wanna (c)leave your side.

Did you roll a 20?
‘Cuz you crit my heart

Hey baby, wanna tune my mandolin??

I rolled a 5 on my Diplomacy check to haggle with the hotel manager. We get half-off, but we have to share.

My will isn’t the only thing iron.

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