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D&D pick up lines ⚔️🐉🏰🧙🏻‍♂️🏹 in 2024

Girl, are those Paladin Pants? Because you’re looking lawful good in ’em.

if I polymorphed us both into squirrels could I bust a nut in your hole?”

Are you a Beholder?
‘Cause I’d like to be-holdin’ that ass you fine momma.

Did it hurt when you got sucked through that portal out of the Celestial Plane?

Hey baby, I got +10 in endurance.

Your perception check is successful, you’ve found a dashing rogue.

My charisma gives me a +1 bonus to hit on you

Are you a succubus?
‘Cuz I wanna fuck you.

Ever been with a rogue? We like to do it from behind.

How much does a polar (owl)bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice.

I’m a renowned wizard, but I’ve never seen anything as magical as your smile.

Sweetheart, let’s make ourselves a quarterling.

Babe, you can be my Dungeon Master any night.

Got any implements?

I hope you’re a Lawful Good Paladin, because I wanna try getting anal.

I’m a Sorcerer, you’re a summoner. Together we are one magic item.

Are you a cleric, cause your beauty is divine.

Did someone just cast Phantasmal Killer on me?
Because you are drop-dead gorgeous.

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