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D&D pick up lines ⚔️🐉🏰🧙🏻‍♂️🏹 in 2024

Girl, are those Paladin Pants? Because you’re looking lawful good in ’em.

if I polymorphed us both into squirrels could I bust a nut in your hole?”

Are you one of those fiery Dragonborn, because it’s getting hot in here.

I give the best back massages. All I do is lay my hands on.

If you’re feeling restless, I can do some rope tricks

Are you a bard?
‘cuz you got a solid 20 in Charisma

Changeling: ‘You should see what else I can change the size of…’

Hey babe. Are you an eldarin?
Cause I bet you’d be feywild in bed.

I may not be a wizard, but I’m still looking for a new staff.

It’s a good thing I have a ring of fire resistance because you are HOT!

Are you a rebel drow house? ‘
Cuz you’re causing a stir in my underdark…

Do you want to hire my adventurer to explore your dungeon.

Hey honey, do you like a neck rubs?
My Lay on Hands is Divine!

I was the inspiration for Bigby’s Fist.

So you’re a divination wizard?
Tell me, is our wedding going to be in the summer or fall?

Are you part gelatinous cube?
Because black pudding don’t jiggle like that!

Girl, I must be a paladin because I wanna lay my hands on you.

I got them Goodberries

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