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Nurse pick up lines 👩🏼‍⚕️🩺 in 2023

Are you Broca’s Aphasia?
Because you leave me speechless.

Is that a stethoscope around your neck, because I think my heart just skipped a beat.

Look, I’m dying here! I need a life! Please lower your standards and go out with me if you want me to survive.

Can you be my proximal because I don’t want to be distal to you.

Hey, are you a conditioned stimulus?
Because you’re making me drool.

Sit back and relax…I fix broken hearts.

Is it just my olfactory or you just really smell good.

Are you lost?
Because heaven is a long way from here.

Are you a pulmonary embolism? ‘
Cause I can’t breathe when I’m around you.

I need to practice my trauma assessments. Will you be my patient?

You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.

You take care of me so well, I’m sure you will be a good dad to our kids.

Do you have my other lung?
Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.

Do you have a Band-Aid?
Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

I’m like a doctor, actually an orthodontist, I’m gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes

Are you a cardiac nurse, but I need someone to take care of my heart.

Am I dead?
Surely I must be because I see an angel!

My body is in a RAAS every time I see you. (Renin-Angiotensin-Aldosterone System)

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