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Nurse pick up lines 👩🏼‍⚕️🩺 in 2022

Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you.

I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.

Did you hear that? Even my heart murmurs, “I love you!”

I am an organ donor, need anything?

That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn’t coming from an artery.

You must be the cure for Alzheimer’s, because you’re unforgettable.

We should get some coffee… Because I’m liking you a latte.

Are you lost Ma’am?
Because heaven is a long way from here.

I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.

I don’t think I’m fine, my heart just skipped a beat because of you.

Did we go to school together?
I swear I could see us having chemistry.

I love the way you make me vasodilate.

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

I’m the best in rapid clothing removal

Do you have an inhaler?
Because you took my breath away.

You’re burning me because you’re too hot.

Why is it so hard to study the cardiovascular system? Because the heart is fragile and should always be handled with care.

I can find every pulse in your body!

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