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Nurse pick up lines 👩🏼‍⚕️🩺 in 2024

Are you Broca’s Aphasia?
Because you leave me speechless.

We should study some anatomy together.

I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.

I am ADHD and you are my Ritalin, because you make me want to behave and have my attention on you.

Can I take your temperature? Because you’re looking hot today.

I’m an expert in mouth-to-mouth

Did you hear that?
Even my heart murmurs “I Love You!”

It’s so nice that you smell so good in a place so depressing.

I think my vestibulocochlear nerve is damage, I keep falling for you.

Fire Fighters play with their hoses, I bring the bed

Is there something in your eye? Oh wait, its just a sparkle.

Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.

Hey I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.

(Look for any small skin imperfection) Has anyone ever looked at that? Why don’t we go back to my place so I can give you a full exam?

I hope you passed CPR because you’re taking my breath away

Did you damage my cerebellum?
Because I’m falling all over the place for you.

You’re in the wrong profession. You shouldn’t be a nurse. You should be my husband.

If you were a laser, you’d be set on “electrifying”.

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