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Nurse pick up lines 👩🏼‍⚕️🩺 in 2022

I can do rapid clothing removal so fast that you’d be amazed.

I’ve heard the only way to feel safe at night is to sleep with a nurse.

I am hemophilic for you, because you paint my town red!

I have all sorts of protection

I’m not an organ donor but I’d give you my heart anytime.

What do your beautify and the c diff smell have in common? They are both undeniable.

I don’t want an apple a day, because I don’t want you to go away.

Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.

I’m a medic, I know your body better then you do!

Can you check my heartbeat?
I think it’s beating too fast because of you.

Hey, don’t stress about pharmacology. Love is the only drug we’ll need.

I am developing astigmatism. But when I’m with you I can see clearer.

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