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Nurse pick up lines 👩🏼‍⚕️🩺 in 2023

I’m like a doctor, actually an orthodontist, I’m gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes

You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.

You take care of me so well, I’m sure you will be a good dad to our kids.

Do you have my other lung?
Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.

Do you have a Band-Aid?
Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Stand back, I’m a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I’ll loosen her clothes.

Are you a cardiac nurse, but I need someone to take care of my heart.

Am I dead?
Surely I must be because I see an angel!

My body is in a RAAS every time I see you. (Renin-Angiotensin-Aldosterone System)

How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?

I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.

Are you Broca’s Aphasia?
Because you leave me speechless.

I’m a doctor and I have just diagnosed you with a-cute smile.

Are you Broca’s Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.

I’m no organ donor, but I’d happy to give you my heart.

I am hemophilic for you, because you paint my town red!

It’s better for you if I switch nurses, because it’s not moral to date me while I’m still your patient.

You are my iodine, lithium, potassium, einsteinium and uranium. Because “I LiKE U”.

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