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The Office pick up lines in 2024

Like what Dwight said when a seed is planted into the ground, I will plant my seed into you.

I love you as much as Michael hates Toby.

Would you like to have man meat with passionate kisses and warm embraces as side dishes?

I may not be the most handsome guy using the copier, but right now, I’m the only one making you wait for it.

What do you say we opt-out of here and opt-in to my jacuzzi?

You’re the deuce I never wanna drop.

I hope that I would dance with you tonight and whisper several times that we are soup snakes.

Can you assist me with this insertion order?

In all the power meetings I’ve ever been to, this room is one of the hottest…for real, it’s hot.

The only thing dirtier than those dishes is how much I want to—oh, wait, no, those are really dirty.

Your real name is probably Ryan since you started this fire in my heart where love started.

Are you a cheesy pita? Because you are smoking hot.

How would you like to make a 301 redirect to my heart?

Realizing we’re working on a timeline, how much time do we have to get to know each other?

Do you have the Wi-Fi password—because I’m feeling this connection.

I´m hot; you´re hot. Let´s get it poppin´

Let’s do it tonight and drop our sucker selves into the ocean where we can find our paradise.

I was thinking about you during that entire conference call.

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