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The Office pick up lines in 2024

I don’t consider myself as a part of this society because I always think that I am a part of you.

I’m too excited to sleep when we finally met each other’s gorgeous eyes in the noisy crowd!

Can you file a workplace safety incident report? I just fell for you.

Instead of all these policies and procedures, let’s visit the idea of free will.

Tell ya one thing; I’m not gonna be a good mom tonight.

Green is a whorish color.

Love is like starting a sentence that goes nowhere and just hoping to find it along the way.

I am feeling this burn rate in many places.

Risk management just sounds like something so clandestine!

Michael Scott might declare bankruptcy, but I will just declare all of these feelings for you.

I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

Do you like sales? Because if you are looking for a good one,clothing is 100% off at my place.

I would be happy to be your human resource.

Where else can you employ that analytical ability?

Here I am being Jim Halpert, confessing my love for you, and wanting more than friendship.

I would also choose you again to be mine like Dwight would choose brown and gray balloons.

Can you help me figure out my operating system?

Is that low-hanging fruit or are you just happy to see me?

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