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The Office pick up lines in 2022

I may not be the most handsome guy using the copier, but right now, I’m the only one making you wait for it.

You ever notice you can only ooze two things?
Sexuality and puss.

It’s funny how we don’t realize ’til Dwight pointed out that the eyes are the groin of the head.

Do you have the Wi-Fi password — because I’m feeling this connection.

Let’s get out from under this fluorescent lighting and find somewhere more comfortable.

We should celebrate this beautiful moment and call it like as a Pretzel Day for the both of us.

I don’t want to be your Jim; I want to be your Bob Vance.

Life is short, so we should drive fast and leave a sexy corpse over our love through the night.

I don’t believe in automation, I am all hands on.

The first time I saw you, there was only word that came to mind-benchmark.

It’s a casual day like Michael Scott thinks, but I think this is a very special day for both of us.

Just know, what eats a large amount of my day are naps and imaginary moments about you.

My ideal date is either watching the crowd go wild or get crazy with the sitcom ‘The Office’.

I’m not into cold-call sales, but I’d love to have your number.

Would you like to become Dwight and let me put something in your Jelly-O through the night?

There are lots of beauty in usual stuff, but I think you are a beauty out of the extraordinary.

My perfect crime won’t be stealing jewels in Tiffany’s, but when I steal your beautiful heart.

Don’t feel like you have to go this alone, we can tag team.

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