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Knock Knock Who’s there? Israel! Israel who?
Do you wanna little Jewish in you, cause this dick Israel.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? I love you! I love you who?
Don’t ask who, because it’s you.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow who?
Snow use. I am crazy about you.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Ida. Ida who? 
It’s pronounced Ida-ho, and the state capital is Boise.

Knock knock. Who’s there? 
Control Freak. Con— Okay, now you say, “Control Freak who?!”

Knock Knock Who’s there? Candice! Candice Who?
Candice be love I’m feeling right now? 

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Butch, Jimmy and Joe. Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let’s Joe. 

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Police. Police who?
Police, it’s cold out here.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Hatch. Hatch who? 
God bless you.

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Butch, Jimmy and Joe. Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let’s Joe.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Juan! Juan who?
The girl of your dreams, and your the Juan for me. 

Knock knock! Who’s there? Juno. Juno who?
Juno I love you, don’t you?

Knock Knock Who’s there? Egg! Egg who?
Eggcited to meet you.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who?
No more tears, your love is here.

Knock knock! Who’s there? Adore. Adore who?
Adore is between us open it up

Knock knock. Who’s there? Bacon. Bacon who? 
Baking some cookies in there? It smells delicious!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? 
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Baghdad! Baghdad who? Are you from Iraq?
Cos I’d love to see you Baghdad ass up 

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