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Dinosaur pick up lines 🦖 in 2023

Let’s go back to my place so you can play with my bonersaurus.

Baby girl you’re like dino-mite.

Did I make you horny? (Triceratops)

Jurrassic-ing me back to your place? Okay!

Why don’t you Triassic a little tenderness?

Ever wonder how T-rex make babies?
By having T-sex want to try some.

Let’s do a barney and Wilma, and bamm-bamm in the living room.

Hey baby, how about you keep me at arm’s length? (T-rex)

My, my you are a special find.

You know what they say about brachiosaurs: the neck’s not the only thing that’s disproportionately long.

I would be a tyrannosaurus wreck if I was a dinosaur living without you in my life.

Live for the moment, baby. We could all be extinct tomorrow.

You’re at the triceratops of my food chain.

Wanna watch my dinosaur evolve?

So whose cave yours or mine?

Hey, kiss me if I get this incorrectly, but dinosaurs still exist right?

I’m an omnivore. That’s right baby, I eat everything.

Did you eat that tree without chewing or are you just happy to see me?

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