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Dinosaur pick up lines 🦖 in 2024

Let’s go back to my place so you can play with my bonersaurus.

Baby girl you’re like dino-mite.

I’m a palaeontologist and you must be a fossil sample because I want to date you so much.

I know an archaeologist will find my buried bones, but I’ve got a bone I’d like to bury in you right now.

Don’t let my tiny arms fool you.

Let’s have some tyrannosaurus sex.

You are dino-mite!

People say I’m a diplodocus, would you like to see my diplococcus?

Wanna go to Jurassic and park and watch the subprimordial ooze races?

Hey, I’ve just discovered a bone in my pants, and I was wondering if you could date it.

StegosaurME and StegosaurYou belong together do you get the message? (Stegosaurus)

You make my head spin round and round like a wheel.

StegosaurME and StegosaurYOU should go out on a date because Stegosaurus.

I want to be like a palaeontologist and explore your body.

Are you an excavation site?
Because I dig you.

I’d like to excavate your site.

We should carbon date because our half-life would approach eternity.

You must be an excavation site; cause I’m digging you.

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