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Dinosaur pick up lines 🦖 in 2022

Baby girl you’re like dino-mite.

I would catch a pterodactyl for you.

I’m gonna tyrannosaurus wreck that ass.

You smell good. Want some a these fresh crunchy green grasshoppers i just caught?

Wanna see my woolly mammoth?

Girl you put the a** in Jurassic.

I know we’re all homo sapiens here, but how about I take you home and turn you into a homo erectus?

Can I hiber-mate with you through Ice Age?

is that a club under your felt or are you just happy to see me?

Why don’t we mosey-osaur over to my place?

I would be a tyrannosaurus wreck if you said no to a date with me.

Yeah, I’m a pteranodon but I got the trunk in the front like a mastodon.

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