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Car pick up lines 🚗 in 2024

Don’t worry, my energy levels never get low.

Hey, why don’t you and I make Click and Clack our bridesmaid and best man at our wedding?

Is your battery dead?
Because I’d love to jump you.

Will I get a chance to pop your clutch?

Hey baby, if I was a car, you’d have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.

I don’t need to keep my engine running when I am with you.

Nothing is sexier than meeting CAFE standards.

You must be traveling with a cute 10-year-old kid, your coconspirator. Have the kid roll down the passenger window and yell to the beautiful woman in the adjacent car, “My cousin say he thinks he’s falling in love with you.” You then feign a great flustering embarrassment, as you whisper loudly enough for the woman to hear, “I’ll kill you.” Look at her with a big smile, and say, “I’m sorry, [s]he’s impossible.” You coconspirator protests, “But you said it!”

Did you have your car custom painted to match your eyes?
Because they are both the most beautiful shade of _______ (insert color) I’ve seen, and in this light, you seem to shimmer.

Hey Baby! I’ve changed the shocks of my car. Wanna try them?

I’d love to use you as two types of fuel.

This car is small, but we can make it work.

Drive here often?

Hi There, I know I’m going your way

Just because I don’t use crude oil doesn’t mean I don’t like things dirty.

With all the MPG you get, we can totally drive into the sunset like, twice.

Hey baby, if you were a car, all my friends would be asking to borrow you.

I hate sitting in traffic like this, don’t you?
Let’s get off at the next exit and have dinner while we wait this out. I’ll just follow you. You pick the restaurant!

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