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Car pick up lines 🚗 in 2023

Hey baby, if I was a car, I’d need some coolant, because you’ve got my engine overheating.

I can feel my energy security rising when I am with you.

Need a jump?

You make my wheels turn

Did you get the chassis stiffener on your model?

Hey baby! I got the biggest exhaust pipe you’ll ever see!

I’d love to jack you up and check out your undercarriage.

This car is roomier than I thought! Does that mean we can recline the seats?

Don’t worry, my energy levels never get low.

Hey, why don’t you and I make Click and Clack our bridesmaid and best man at our wedding?

Is your battery dead?
Because I’d love to jump you.

Will I get a chance to pop your clutch?

Hey baby, if I was a car, you’d have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.

I don’t need to keep my engine running when I am with you.

Nothing is sexier than meeting CAFE standards.

You must be traveling with a cute 10-year-old kid, your coconspirator. Have the kid roll down the passenger window and yell to the beautiful woman in the adjacent car, “My cousin say he thinks he’s falling in love with you.” You then feign a great flustering embarrassment, as you whisper loudly enough for the woman to hear, “I’ll kill you.” Look at her with a big smile, and say, “I’m sorry, [s]he’s impossible.” You coconspirator protests, “But you said it!”

Did you have your car custom painted to match your eyes?
Because they are both the most beautiful shade of _______ (insert color) I’ve seen, and in this light, you seem to shimmer.

Hey Baby! I’ve changed the shocks of my car. Wanna try them?

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