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I lava you! Do you lava me?

Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base belongs to you.

I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.

You must be halite, because you have perfect cleavage!

I wish I was a secant line so I could touch your curve twice.

I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

Can I plug my solution into your equation?

Did we have class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

Are you my homework?
Because I’d have to do you hard on my table the whole night.

Your body must be made of oxygen and neon, because you are the One.

My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.

Every time I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.

Your name must be Andromeda, because we are destined to collide.

I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.

Even if there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.

You’re cute, I’m cute. Together, we’re 2cute!

You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.

Is that a metronome in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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