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Nerdy pick up lines 🤓 in 2024

Me without you is like a nerd without braces.

Your body has the nicest arc length I’ve ever seen.

You must be made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon, because you’re so FINe.

Are you a fossil?
Because I want to date you!

Forget hydrogen! You’re my number one element.

Are you made of copper and tellurium?
Because you’re CuTe.

Whenever you and I get together, it’s like a superposition of 2 waves in phase.

Want to experience a gamma-ray burst?

I’m not being obtuse, but you’re so acute!

I lava you! Do you lava me?

Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base belongs to you.

I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.

You must be halite, because you have perfect cleavage!

I wish I was a secant line so I could touch your curve twice.

I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

Can I plug my solution into your equation?

Did we have class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

Are you my homework?
Because I’d have to do you hard on my table the whole night.

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