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Engineering pick up lines 👨🏻‍🔧 in 2022

Girl you have cuter dimples than a cardioid!

Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field cause you just induced a flow somewhere in me.

My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.

Do you know Newton’s law of universal gravitation?
Well, I’m attracted to you, and we both have masses, ergo you’re also attracted to me, right?

Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

Girl when I see that body of yours it creates a stress on my heart and a strain on my “beam”.

I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?

Wanna take some data?

I like you so much, I’ll give you my x = 16 sin3 t; y = 13 cos t – 5 cos (2t) – 2 cos (3t) – cos (4t). Seriously, Google it.

You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.

By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

I’d like to get you under your fume hood!

You increase my Young’s modulus.

Oh, oh, oh. You have curves like a sine function.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

I’d like to browse through your clothes like I browse through Firefox.

Hey baby, are you a router?
Because I saw you checking out my packet

My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.

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