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Engineering pick up lines 👨🏻‍🔧 in 2024

Girl you have cuter dimples than a cardioid!

You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.

Baby! You’re sweeter than fructose.

I’d like to browse through your clothes like I browse through Netscape.

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

Are you the ratio of the length of the side of a triangle that is opposite that angle to the length of the longest side of the triangle? Because one look at you makes me sine.

If I said you had a nice calculator, would you hold it against me?

Girl you are like a high amperage current and Ima high resistance wire, because you got me hot.

Lets implement a baby which can inherit us.

We’d make the perfect couple. Trust me. I’m an engineer!

My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.

I like the area bounded by your two curves.

I hope you are not Anti-Telescopic, when it comes to….

Wanna see the programs in my HP-48GX?

Oh, baby, those parabolas look like something I could get my pen stuck in.

Your body has the nicest arc length I’ve ever seen.

Boy you are a Hotrod in Crankshafts

I’d like to demonstrate with you simple harmonic motion.

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