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Coronavirus pick up lines 🦠😷🔬💉 in 2023

Hey Babe! Can I ship you a drink?

You caught my eye from across the bar, thought I would come stay the distance for you.

Girl are you the Pfizer or Moderna vaccine? Because I just had to come back for seconds.

You can’t spell quarantine without “u r a q t”.

Im like the Corona virus. I wanna travel to you to get in you

Come on over, I’ll pay your fine if you get stopped

Since all the public libraries are closed, I’m checking you out instead.

Hey baby, you come within 6 feet of here often?

Hey babe! Can I ship you a drink?

You Smell So Good, Is That Purell You’re Wearing?

Are you looking for a naughty boy?
Because I only washed my hands for 19 seconds

Are you chicken pox?
Because I want all up in my face.

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I’d be in the highest tax bracket and then I’d be able to get tested.

I’m sure you can’t be infected by corona Cuz the virus dies at high temperatures and you are HOT!

Even during the corona pandemic, the most contagious thing is still your smile.

Wanna meet at the bar, heard they have Corona on the menu?

Girl I want to be your vaccine, I want to get inside you and protect you for life.

I wish I knew how to quarantine you.

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