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Coronavirus pick up lines 🦠😷🔬💉 in 2022

Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?

May I hold your hand or the latex from your glove?

Why settle with just mRNA vaccine, when you get the full load of DNA from me.

If you need someone to self-isolate with I make a mean Quarantini.

Hey there, are you the vaccine ?
Because the whole world is chasing you.

The government says we need to stay 6 feet away but I want to give you 6 inches. (please don’t use this one)

I’d get fined $5000 to see your face

Wanna make plans that we have to cancel?

Would you like to wipe down any of my surfaces?

You can’t spell virus without U and I

Is it hot in here or is covid-19 giving us this fever?

Babe, I am better than the vaccine because I got a big stimulus package.

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