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Coronavirus pick up lines 🦠😷🔬💉 in 2024

Since all the public libraries are closed, I’m checking you out instead.

Nothing more contagious than your smile.

Are you coronavirus cause you really take my breath away

Hey Babe, Can I ship you a drink?

Are you a pandemic because you’ve got my heart on lockdown.

I really can’t stay” / “Baby it’s COVID-19 outside

You can’t spell quarantine without u r a q t.

I’m sure you can’t be infected by corona Cuz the virus dies at high temperatures and you are HOT!

I’d jump in front of a sneeze for you.

You can’t spell virus without U and I

Is it hot in here or is covid-19 giving us this fever?

Babe, I am better than the vaccine because I got a big stimulus package.

You smell so good, is that Purell® you’re wearing?

Damn people really spreading corona virus huh Im just trynna spread your cheeks

What if I told you I have **whispers** “60 rolls of ultra-soft toilet paper”

Babe Its Covid-19 outside.

You must be a doctor, ‘cause I’m ready for you to get me a shot.

I have toilet paper.

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