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Computer pick up lines 🖥️🖱️ in 2024

Isn’t your e-mail address [email protected]?

Are your pants a compressed file?
Because I’d love to unzip them!

I bought a highly expensive computer just to have a better view of your photographs.

Baby, there is no part of my body that is Micro or Soft

How’d you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your Facebook?

You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.

You totally spiked my traffic.

Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.

I used to think fast just like my computer until I met eyes with you and now I keep lagging.

Could I borrow your smartphone?
I need to post a Facebook status update that I’ve met the woman of my dreams, in order to make all the ex-girlfriends I’m still Facebook friends with jealous.

How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?

You auto-complete me.

I want to keep on touching and clicking on you just like some crazy mouse addict right now.

Are you sitting on the F5 key?
Cause your ass is refreshing.

Here’s my number: 0011 0011 1011 0001 0010 1000 0101

I’d switch to emacs for you.

I googled your name earlier… I clicked on ‘I’m Feeling Lucky.’

I could have flirted with you but I’d rather seduce you with my computer engineering skills.

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