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Computer pick up lines 🖥️🖱️ in 2024

Nice Set of Floppies!

I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.

I do not want any of your Backspace, I just want you to Enter my heart and soul if you want.

Be the hard drive of my dreams.

Hi, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

You have a trojan?
hmm… I think I’ll need to take a look at that backdoor.

You have penetrated my memory deeply that I am guessing you are a strong computer virus.

Are you a computer keyboard?
Because you’re my type.

Don’t worry honey, they call it my dual-channel RAM.

You must be Windows 95 because you’ve got me feeling so unstable.

You’re making me feel like I have something in common with these pop-up ads.

Are you some troubleshooter?
Because you exactly know where to find and fix my problems.

Baby you know this junk isn’t’s firewire!

Hey baby, lets turn off our firewalls and connect our Ethernet cable.

Is your name Google?
Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.

Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

You type really fast and I am wondering if you can type me somehow, maybe tonight?

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