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Computer pick up lines 🖥️🖱️ in 2023

You must be Windows 95 because you’ve got me feeling so unstable.

You’re making me feel like I have something in common with these pop-up ads.

Are you some troubleshooter?
Because you exactly know where to find and fix my problems.

Baby you know this junk isn’t’s firewire!

Hey baby, lets turn off our firewalls and connect our Ethernet cable.

Is your name Google?
Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.

Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

You type really fast and I am wondering if you can type me somehow, maybe tonight?

Before you, I was a PC without a power outlet.

My ‘up-time’ is better than BSD.

I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Are you a single computer?
Because it seems that you already know things about my heart.

Are you a computer whiz… it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.

Don’t worry, the first couple of times it’s always Abort, Retry, Fail.

I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.

What’s the difference between a crush and a Facebook account?
[what?] I’m not rapidly developing a Facebook account on you.

Baby, I have a stick then can transfer some very good data, would you mind seeing it?

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