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Computer pick up lines 🖥️🖱️ in 2022

You’ve stolen the ASCII to my heart.

I’ll bet my hard drive is the biggest you’ve ever seen.

Are you like a DVD port?
Coz I must be a CD and you are spinning my mind like crazy.

Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!

Girl, are you Wi-Fi? Cuz im feeling the connection!

If you won’t let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.

What do you say we play a game of “Words With More Than Friends?”

Whenever I am around you everything feels like it is on caps lock because it is very intense.

Baby, if they made you in C, you would have a pointer to my heart.

How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?

Are you sitting on the F5 key?
Cause your ass is refreshing.

Hey, how ’bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.

Can you put a Trojan on my Hard Drive?

I thought my computer and I are alike until I feel in love with you and I realized that no.

Can you be my private variable? I want to be the only one with access to you.

Are you a computer keyboard? Because you’re my type.

Your homepage or mine?

You must be a graphic card?
Because whenever you’re around, my vision becomes 4k.

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