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You make my software turn into hardware!

If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.

I’d ask if you come here often, but I already stalk you on FourSquare.

Like a broken computer, whenever I see you around I feel like I am very close to crashing.

Can I stick my USB drive in your USB port?

Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!

I’d get a T3 to watch your streaming video.

Are you sort of a Defragmenter?
Because you make me work fast and keep me organized.

Are you a double?
The thought of you always floats inside my head.

Every once and a while two numbers meet, link, and become forever binary.

Want to see my Red Hat?

I need to hop over to Facebook for a second to change my status to smitten.

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