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Dumb pick up lines in 2023

Can I follow you home?

Do you work at Dick’s?
Because you’re sporting the goods!

My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money?

Is your name Ariel?
Cause we Mermaid for each other.

Are you a parking ticket?
Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!

I’m glad I remembered to bring my library card. ‘Cause I am totally checking you out!

If I told you, you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?

She: I am in a relationship with someone else. You: What can I do to get you out of that?

Are you a loan?
‘Cause you’ve got my interest!

Aside from being drop-dead gorgeous, what do you do for a living?

I have been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look.

Be Confident

Your middle name must be Gillette. Because you’re the best a man can get!

If you were a phaser on Star Trek, you’d be set to stun!

If you were words on a page you’d be the fine print.

Someone vaccum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean space to sit.

Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me!

If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber!

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