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Dumb pick up lines in 2024

Is your name Ariel?
Cause we Mermaid for each other.

Can I follow you home?

Do you work at Dick’s?
Because you’re sporting the goods!

My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money?

If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.

Your eyes are like IKEA. I’m totally lost in them.

I must be a snowflake, Because I have fallen for you.

I like how you look at me. Now, let’s see how you talk?

I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

You must be a bank loan, cause you’ve got my interest.

Was your dad a boxer?
Because you’re a knockout!

Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want fr christmas?

I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

Remember me?
Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.

Can I even get a fake number?

You look like my mom.

Are you a camera?
Because every time I look at you, I smile.

How much does a polar bear weigh?
I don’t know either but it breaks the ice. Wanna get a drink?

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