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Dumb pick up lines in 2024

Is your name Ariel?
Cause we Mermaid for each other.

Can I follow you home?

Do you work at Dick’s?
Because you’re sporting the goods!

My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money?

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

You must be jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.

You must be a magician. Because any time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

You know what you would really look beautiful in?
My arms.

Do you know what you would really look beautiful in? My arms. (Give it a try, and let me know what happens.)

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

You must be the reason for global warming because you are hot.

Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.

If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.

Your eyes are like IKEA. I’m totally lost in them.

I must be a snowflake, Because I have fallen for you.

I like how you look at me. Now, let’s see how you talk?

I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

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