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Dumb pick up lines in 2023

Is your name Ariel?
Cause we Mermaid for each other.

Can I follow you home?

Do you work at Dick’s?
Because you’re sporting the goods!

My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money?

I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

Remember me?
Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.

Can I even get a fake number?

You look like my mom.

Are you a camera?
Because every time I look at you, I smile.

How much does a polar bear weigh?
I don’t know either but it breaks the ice. Wanna get a drink?

Hello, I am a thief, and I am here to steal your heart.

Can you be the candy sprinkles to my ice cream?

Are you Australian?
Because you meet all of my koalafications.

I’ve got 1-ply, I’ve got 2-ply, but all I really want is your re-ply.

I want our love to be like the number Pi: irrational and never-ending.

Would you like to fill out a survey.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight!

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