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Medical pick up lines 🏥💊 in 2024

Hey I’m a medullary thyroid carcinoma and you’re a pheochromocytoma. We’re MEN 2B

You raise my dopamine levels.

The way you ask me leaves me aphasic.

How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?

I can tell you the 20 bones you gave me.

Don’t you worry baby, my ligand and your receptor are perfect for each other.

Are you COPD?
Because you take my breath away.

You’re systemic, and I’m pulmonary. Though we may be divided, together, we are one.

Wanna feel safe tonight?
Sleep with an EMT.

Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.

Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.

You can be a cardiologist because there is something that makes me want to give you my heart.

You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane lets you through.

The temperature is so high after watching you that the temperature should be checked!

You make my heart have Premature Ventricular Contractions

Wanna go study some anatomy?

I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you.

I can tell you’re into yoga. Why don’t you spend a little time showing me just how flexible you are?

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