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Medical pick up lines 🏥💊 in 2022

What do you and a febrile patient have in common? You’re both hot.

Let’s exchange genetic information!

Are you drowning?
Because I’m feeling the urge to give you CPR.

When you walked in the door, your beauty hit me so hard that I have priapism from all the trauma.

If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase: So I could unzip your genes!!

Am I attracted to you or is it just volatile blood sugars?

I hope that one day I will be your emergency person.

You have acute angina

Are you my creature I think I need to get rid of you.

Is that a reflex hammer in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me!

You’re systemic and I’m pulmonary. Though we may be divided, together we are one.

You increase my dopamine levels

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