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Medical pick up lines 🏥💊 in 2023

Stand back, I’m a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I’ll loosen her clothes.

I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!

Do you breathe oxygen?
We have so much in common.

Am I interested in you, or is it just blood sugar?

I had to cross my eyes because I can only master within you.

Am I a non-competitive inhibitor?
Because I want to attach to your posterior region!

ICU in my dreams.

I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.

I’m a med student. Trust me, I KNOW how to palpate you right!

If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase: So I could unzip your genes!!

Are you flecainide I think your heart beats for me

You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go.

Can I be your ophthalmologist ‘cause I can’t stop looking into your eyes.

Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.

If you were a concentration gradient, I’d go down on you..

You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.

Why study an embryo when we can make one!

Can I take your temperature?
You’re looking hot today.

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