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Medical pick up lines 🏥💊 in 2024

Is that a reflex hammer in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me!

You’re systemic and I’m pulmonary. Though we may be divided, together we are one.

You increase my dopamine levels

You have 206 bones in your body. Want another one?

Do you want to have a doctor with me?
Although you have to warn that you may lose.

I’m a med student, trust me, I KNOW how to palpate you right!

I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.

You’re the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won’t save me.

Can I be your ophthalmologist ‘cause I can’t stop looking into your eyes.

If you were a concentration gradient, I’d go down on you.

Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.

The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.

Those clothes look uncomfortable… need me to cut them off for you?

I do not think you will try me because there is no cure for love madness.

Wake up happy! Sleep with an anesthesiologist!

My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.

Do you have protein?
Because you have a good role.

Wake up happy! Sleep with an anesthesiologist!

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