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Halloween pick up lines 🎃👻 in 2023

Don’t worry, those warts on my face aren’t anywhere else.

I wanna bob for your apples.

May I ride your broomstick?
I lost mine.

Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.

Your mausoleum or mine?

Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.

I’m really great with tongues

Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can’t help myself.

When I give you my hand in marriage, it will take on a literal meaning that nobody expects.

Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure

I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?

If you were a jack-o’-lantern, I’d totally light your candle.

That’s a nice pussy; the costume is pretty good too.

You make me hard.

Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package?

I want a taste of your Milky Way.

Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!

Wanna find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of my Tootsie Pop?

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