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Basketball pick up lines 🏀 in 2022

If you were the ball, no one else would ever score because I won’t pass you around.

There was a time when I am so addicted to basketball, but hey, now I am addicted to you.

If you were a basketball, I’d never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.

Never have I made a pass that is incomplete, so I assure you that you would not be the first.

If you were a basketball, I’d never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.

Can I wear your jersey because I really love your name, and so do I want your number, love.

You gonna call my dick James, cuz it looks like a Rocket when it HARDENS.

You seem like you got some great shots in you, maybe I can show you mine as well, darling.

Do you want to play basketball at my house?
I can teach you a thing or two with the skills I have.

I hear you’re a great dribbler. Me too. There’s a whole puddle over there where I was dribbling over you, hon’.

Let’s have some fun tonight, you and I and just kiss each other goodnight until we fall asleep.

Hey big guy, you’ve really got an exceptionally pure shot. We’d make a cute couple because I happen to be an exceptionally pure woman.

You must be Michael Jordan because you light up my world, and you are my number one idol..

If you were a basketball, I’d never shoot. Because I would always miss you.

I bet everyone is jealous of you because you seem to have it all, beauty, talents and guts.

Are you on the rebound?
Because my D. Favors you.

Girl you can call me D. Rose cause you got me weak in the knees.

You may have heard that I’m a great ballhandler. Want to sample my skills?

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