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Calculus pick up lines in 2023

I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?

Hi baby! I not good at algebra but you and I together make 69!!!

Do I sense a bijection between us?
Because I would like to inject my homomorphism onto you.

If I’m sine and you’re cosine, wanna make like a tangent?

Is your contravariant hom-functor left exact? Cause I’d like to inject into you.

I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds babe . What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.

Sweetheart, what’s your sine? The sine^(-1) of you must be pi/2 cause you’re the one

Every prime number 1 mod 4 is a sum of two squares. Uhh… wanna go out for dinner?

Baby my symplectic width might be a problem for u but don’t worry

How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?

I heard you’re sin babe because you’re always on top when we make tangent

Hello babe ! You must be an asymptote, because I just find myself getting closer and closer to you.

I would like it if you were my problem set because then you would be hard and I would do you on my desk.

I will extend integrally and show you my going-down-property.

Let me integrate our curves so that I can increase our volume.

Hello baby! At absolute zero, you would still move me.

I heard you like math , so what’s the sum of U+Me

This is one for a girl I’m asking out on Monday.I heard you like Calculus, and icecream goes great with pi; 3.14159, wanna go out some time?

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