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Calculus pick up lines in 2023

I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?

Hi baby! I not good at algebra but you and I together make 69!!!

Do I sense a bijection between us?
Because I would like to inject my homomorphism onto you.

If I’m sine and you’re cosine, wanna make like a tangent?

Is your contravariant hom-functor left exact? Cause I’d like to inject into you.

I think that convex butts are ALWAYS better than concave butts baby. You look toned

You may be out of my range babe , but I’d love to show you my domain.

Hey girl, what’s you sine?
It must be pi/2 because you are the 1.

My love for you is like a concave up function. It’s always increasing.

My love for you is like pi… never ending.

I wish I was your second derivative baby so I could investigate your concavities.

Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nominal?

I am not being obtuse, but you are acute girl.

I want to simplify the square root of u squared so u and i can be together.

Something something so we can subtract your clothes and then divide your legs.

Hello babe! Let’s make our slopes zero (slope of zero means horizontal => bed)

You + Me love = The number of sides in a Mobius Strip

Is your name Calculus?
cause i got a D in you.

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