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Calculus pick up lines in 2024

I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?

Hi baby! I not good at algebra but you and I together make 69!!!

Do I sense a bijection between us?
Because I would like to inject my homomorphism onto you.

If I’m sine and you’re cosine, wanna make like a tangent?

Is your contravariant hom-functor left exact? Cause I’d like to inject into you.

Meeting you is like making a switch to polar coordinates baby: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.

Hi baby! If you don’t want to go all the way, you can still partially derive me.

Are you a math olympiad problem?
Because you got me harder than calculus.

I wish I was your problem set, because then I’d be really hard, and you’d be doing me on the desk.

My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can’t differentiate. Do you need math help?

I’d like to plug my solution love into your equation.

Approach infinity babe , because I want to go all the way with you.

My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. We are going to assume this concave up function resembles x2 so that slopes is actually increasing.

I think you and me would be relatively prime.

I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.

Sweetheart, I’ll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.

I am equivalent to the Empty Set baby when you are not with me.

Hey, are you calculus?
because i would spend all night doing you.

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