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Football pick up lines 🏈 in 2023

Can I get your jersey?
(What?) You know your name and number.

If I had a star for every time you made me smile, I’d have a whole galaxy in the palm of my hand. It’s like locking Ray Lewis in a room with every quarterback of the NFL after having missed lunch due to practice.

You’ve intercepted my heart.

You’re so hot, I’d let you penetrate my defense.

I’m the best at sex with girls in the whole NFL.

Ever wanted to see Metropolis from the air?
I could show you since you know, Cam Newton isn’t the only Superman in town!

Want to warm my bench? 

You’re Hotter Than the 2022 World Cup in Qatar

Did you know you look good in short pants?

Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?

I’d love to touchdown in your end zone.

Your Hands Are Softer Than Calvin Johnson’s

You’ve got a great end zone.

I like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.

Consider this your two-minute warning… before I kiss you.

If you were a pair of Nike sneakers id be in and outta you all day.

I like your Patriots jersey, but I bet it’d look even better on my bedroom floor.

I See You Heart Is Going Back to Pass…Interception!

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