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Football pick up lines 🏈 in 2022

Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?

Starting Defense: Beww BEWWW Beww. That’s the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw them my heart stopped.

Because I play soccer all of the time, I’m really good at footsie.

Are you Ashley Young?
Cause you can dive on me anytime.

I like Ronaldo, But I’d like to get Messi.

Are you an eligible receiver… of my phone number?

I want to ride you until your legs give out.

You’ve intercepted my heart.

If you were a soccer ball, I’d never shoot. Because I would always miss you.

I’ve proven to a lot of people that size doesn’t matter. Tonight it’s your turn.

At Wide Receiver: Is his name Google, cause he’s got everything I’m searching for.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together since we’d make quite the dynamic duo. I envision we’d be great together, just like Joe Montana and Jerry Rice!

I won’t give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.

Your Hands Are Softer Than Calvin Johnson’s

I Want to Put a Ring Bigger Than One of Nick Saban’s on Your Finger

Do you want to experience the Hand of God? 

They call me the World Playa’ of the Year.

I’d like to get inside your penalty box.

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