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Football pick up lines 🏈 in 2024

Are you an interior decorator?
Because when I saw you, everything in the room became beautiful. It’s like every single time Peyton Manning throws for a touchdown pass against the New England Patriots!

I wish you were on the football team because I’d love to see your backfield in motion.

I See You Heart Is Going Back to Pass…Interception!

I’ll be kicking myself if I don’t get to know you better.

Is your name Luis?
Because I am hot as Figo without the ego.

Baby, I always go to extra time. 

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have nothing but five whole cents. Don’t you think Adrian Peterson is the best running back playing today?

If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?

Hey, girl. I bet I can get you excited without even using my hands.

I want you in my mouth.

Don’t worry, handballs are allowed on my pitch. 

Wanna be my receiver tonight?

I’m sending you off for improper conduct.

I’m going to go for two after I score.

Are you from Tennessee?
Because you’re the only 10 I know I see! So how about we talk about what kind of season Jake Locker will have this year with the Titans?

I’d like to get inside your penalty box.

I Want to Put a Ring Bigger Than One of Nick Saban’s on Your Finger

It must suck not being able to use your hands like how you would use your hands on me

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