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Football pick up lines 🏈 in 2024

Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?

I’d love to touchdown in your end zone.

Your Hands Are Softer Than Calvin Johnson’s

You’ve got a great end zone.

I like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.

Consider this your two-minute warning… before I kiss you.

If you were a pair of Nike sneakers id be in and outta you all day.

I like your Patriots jersey, but I bet it’d look even better on my bedroom floor.

I See You Heart Is Going Back to Pass…Interception!

I’m the biggest lady-killer in Buffalo since O.J. Simpson.

Excuse me, I am a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together? I wanted to talk about your favorite stadium, mine being Lambeau Field.

You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all night. It’s like I’m watching Emmitt Smith all over again!

Know anyone called Omer?
Cause you have a Toprak

I bet you play soccer because you’re a keeper.

At Kicker: Whoever said Disney was the happiest place on earth hasn’t been in his pants.

I’m doing a survey. What’s your name, your number, and are you free this Sunday? I was hoping we could see yet another Tom Brady game-winning drive!

I’d Love to See Your Backfield in Motion

I’m at my best during overtime.

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