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Anti pick up lines in 2024

If we were confronted, by a vicious maneating bear with chainsaws for hands and fangs, holding a hammer; than I would sincerley hope you wouldn’t be harmed because you’re pretty.

Baby, I love every muscle in your body… Especially mine.

Do you work at Subway?
Because you just gave me a footlong

So I saw you walk into the bar from the scope of my rifle and I was wondering if you’d enjoy some unconsentual sex in the back of my van?

If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.

Don’t scream

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell.

You’ll do.

Tonight might be a convienient night for us to have some intercourse.

Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I and U togather
Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put F and U together.

Don’t turn this **** into a murder.

You are so beautiful. You look just like my dead wife. You can come back to my place and the 3 of us can get to know each other better.

on a scale from 1 to 10, when did you lose your virginity?

If I had chloroform and a rag, you’d be waking up in a closet tomorrow.

Are you an ornithologist?… because my penis is incredibly swollen with blood.

Your father must be a thief, because I saw him stealing at Target earlier.

Where have you been all my life?
Hiding from you…

May I see you pretty soon?
Why? Don’t you think I’m pretty now?

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