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Man: May I please sit next to you for a brief moment?
Woman: Sure :), you`re such a gentleman :).
Man: Would you care for a bit of violent rapage in you`re anus?

Are your parents retarded?
Because you sure are special.

Your body is like a temple.Sorry, there are no services today.

What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
What’s it like being the biggest liar in the world?

M:HEY BABY! Where you from?
W: Im a lesbian..
M: COOL! So which part of Lesbia are you from?

Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?yeah but this time dont stop

You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day!
…I’m a paraplegic, asshole.

A man walks up to the woman, and says, “I’d like to take you on a date. How about dinner tonight?”
The woman agrees, and they both have a wonderful time at a fancy Italian restaurant.

If we were confronted, by a vicious maneating bear with chainsaws for hands and fangs, holding a hammer; than I would sincerley hope you wouldn’t be harmed because you’re pretty.

Girl, you must be a parking ticket. Because you got ‘Please pay within 30 days. Failure to do so you will face prosecution at the local court.’ written all over you.

Yeah, with your blood
Hey baby wanna paint the whole town red?
Yeah, with your blood

So do you want tonight to be consensual or not?

Man: Hey sweetie, can I take you home tonight?
Girl: No thanks, my dad’s gonna be here any minute.

Baby, I love every muscle in your body… Especially mine.

You’re so hot I’d do you sober.

What’s a shabby girl like you doing in a lovely place like this?

M: Wanna play dynamite?
W: what’s that?
M: I lie on my back and you blow the sh** out of me.

Do you work at Subway?
Because you just gave me a footlong

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