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Anti pick up lines in 2023

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to beat you again?

You must be tired, you’ve been running through my mind all day.You look like a rapist.

The word of the day is ‘legs’. Wanna come to my place and spread the word?

Male: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Female: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?

Girl, I wish you were a car door, because I’d slam you all night

You know how I know we’re going to have sex, tonight?
I’m bigger than you.

Shall I compare you to a summer’s day?
Damn you’re hot!

If i’d ask you if you want to f*ck me, would your answer be the same as to this question?

Are your parents retarded?
Because you sure are special.

Your body is like a temple.Sorry, there are no services today.

What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
What’s it like being the biggest liar in the world?

Man: May I please sit next to you for a brief moment?
Woman: Sure :), you`re such a gentleman :).
Man: Would you care for a bit of violent rapage in you`re anus?

Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?yeah but this time dont stop

You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day!
…I’m a paraplegic, asshole.

A man walks up to the woman, and says, “I’d like to take you on a date. How about dinner tonight?”
The woman agrees, and they both have a wonderful time at a fancy Italian restaurant.

M:HEY BABY! Where you from?
W: Im a lesbian..
M: COOL! So which part of Lesbia are you from?

Girl, you must be a parking ticket. Because you got ‘Please pay within 30 days. Failure to do so you will face prosecution at the local court.’ written all over you.

Yeah, with your blood
Hey baby wanna paint the whole town red?
Yeah, with your blood

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