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Anti pick up lines in 2024

Don’t scream

If we were confronted, by a vicious maneating bear with chainsaws for hands and fangs, holding a hammer; than I would sincerley hope you wouldn’t be harmed because you’re pretty.

Baby, I love every muscle in your body… Especially mine.

Do you work at Subway?
Because you just gave me a footlong

So I saw you walk into the bar from the scope of my rifle and I was wondering if you’d enjoy some unconsentual sex in the back of my van?

If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.

Your skin would make a nice coat.

Would you also change it so that I is an object, therefore making your previous sentence grammatically correct? And besides, I already organized the alphabet so that N and O are right next to each other.

Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little
I just did.

if you were my sister i’d totally get with you.

Can you leave your door unlocked and your underwear drawer open when you go to work?

You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear

What sign were you born under?
No Parking.

Man: “Let’s play Titanic. You’ll be the Titanic, and I’ll be the iceberg making you go down.”
Woman: “That would be a massive disaster.”

Do Your feet hurt?
Because you’ve been stomping on my dreams for 3 years now

You look… clean

So…wanna come back to my place?
I Dont Know If two people can fit in a box on the street.

Is this seat empty?
Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

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