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Anti pick up lines in 2023

Don’t scream

Are you an ornithologist?… because my penis is incredibly swollen with blood.

Your father must be a thief, because I saw him stealing at Target earlier.

Where have you been all my life?
Hiding from you…

May I see you pretty soon?
Why? Don’t you think I’m pretty now?

I’ve got a knife

Do you know karate?
Because I wanna know if you can fight back!

You’re hot, I’m ugly. Lets make average babies.

Walking to your car alone later?

Male: I would die for you…
Female: Prove it

Don’t worry, I love fat birds….why are you crying?

You don’t sweat much for a fat girl, do ya?

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, get in the van

If I saw you naked, I’d die happy.if i saw you naked I’d die laughing.

Are you from subway because you givin me a footlong

Your face must turn a few heads.And your face must turn a few stomachs.

When I said bitch, I meant it as a compliment…

ManAccording to my magic watch you’re not wearing any underwear.
WomanYes, I am!
ManDamn! I guess my watch is 15 minutes fast.

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