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Anti pick up lines in 2024

If we were confronted, by a vicious maneating bear with chainsaws for hands and fangs, holding a hammer; than I would sincerley hope you wouldn’t be harmed because you’re pretty.

Baby, I love every muscle in your body… Especially mine.

Do you work at Subway?
Because you just gave me a footlong

So I saw you walk into the bar from the scope of my rifle and I was wondering if you’d enjoy some unconsentual sex in the back of my van?

If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.

Don’t scream

Are you an ornithologist?… because my penis is incredibly swollen with blood.

Your father must be a thief, because I saw him stealing at Target earlier.

Where have you been all my life?
Hiding from you…

May I see you pretty soon?
Why? Don’t you think I’m pretty now?

I’ve got a knife

Do you know karate?
Because I wanna know if you can fight back!

You’re hot, I’m ugly. Lets make average babies.

Walking to your car alone later?

Male: I would die for you…
Female: Prove it

Don’t worry, I love fat birds….why are you crying?

You don’t sweat much for a fat girl, do ya?

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, get in the van

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