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Dark pick up lines in 2024

Stop being melancholic. I know your crush is dead. I did it so that you can be with me. 

You want to call the cops. Go ahead, see who comes first.

What genre of music do you like?
Why not heavy metal? I can make you learn how to scream.

I’ve been seeing you seeing me. In the event that you wouldn’t see any problems, I might want to change the various seeing into notification of o****** for you!

I can see our future. We are destined to be married. 

Know what would look good on you?

You know what I have got?
A knife and a p****. One of them is going inside you tonight.

Can I borrow that shirt off you right now?
I want to go pay the bartender but I don’t wanna go alone. 

You know how they say bats can find in obscurity?
Indeed, you should perceive what THIS bat can do in the dark!  (dim humor conversation starters)

Wow! I could never have guessed you look way better in person than what I have been seeing through my telescope.

Let me spell my love for you S-T-A-L-K-E-R

Hey, I notice an abundance of meal down your crotch. Will you like me to eat you out?

I need to live in your socks so I can be with you consistently.

Come for a ride! I am a friend of your dad

There must be something wrong with my eyesight. I need your help, I just can’t take them off you.

Can I ask you to drop dead?
I’m a necrophiliac and I might just think about it. 

I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

Your outfit is so amazing. Do you know how it can look better?
Messed in a bundle on secrets that haven’t been addressed.

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