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Hey baby, you must be a light switch, because every time I see you, you turn me on!

Hi, I came to talk to you following the instructions of the voices in my head. 

That outfit would look greatly crumpled in a heap on mysteries. 

Are you from Tennessee?
Because you’re the only 10 I see

I would like to have a clone of you to myself. Can you offer me your groin hair? I hear that works better.

You can call me baby. All I want to be is inside you forever.

I love your T-shirt. Can I study it in Braille. And no, you don’t have to take it off.

Would i be able to get that shirt off you at this moment?
I need to go compensation the barkeep yet I don’t wanna go alone.

Are you a light switch?
I keep getting turned on every time you are around.

Do you like rainbows, cus you can taste my rainbow any time.

I’m having trouble thinking straight. All the blood from my brain have been drained to give me a boner.

You look very familiar. Have I met you recently?
It must be the clothes that are confusing me. I can’t identify you with them. 

Would i be able to request that you drop dead?
I’m a necrophiliac and I may very well consider the big picture.

Why don’t you kneel down and smile like a donut.

OOOOOh, baby, you must have wished upon a star cause today is your lucky day!

Excuse me, I would like to help you exorcise a monster that grows next to you. All you have to do is suck my c***. 

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Are you a shark?
Cos I’ve got some swimmers for you to swallow

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