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Dark pick up lines in 2022

Can I ask you to drop dead?
I’m a necrophiliac and I might just think about it. 

Did you choke on a light bulb?
Your chest is all flashy

Stop being melancholic. I know your crush is dead. I did it so that you can be with me.

There should be some kind of problem with my vision. I need your assistance, I can’t take them off you.

Tell me you are a banana because I find you a peeling.

Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream.

Are you a light switch? I keep getting turned on every time you are around.

You have the cutest smile when you sleep. 

Do you work at the subway?
Because you’re giving me a foot long.

Wow! I could never have guessed you look way better in person than what I have been seeing through my telescope.

Stop being melancholic. I know your crush is dead. I did it so that you can be with me. 

Can I ask you to drop dead?
I’m a necrophiliac and I might just think about it.

I’ll help you track down the iron bar.

I’m new to this area. Can you lead me on the way to your apartment?

I don’t want to come between you or do I

I want to touch you but you have to promise not to call the cops. 

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

I will abhor spiking your beverage. Essentially concur with me now.

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