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Dark pick up lines in 2022

I love your T-shirt. Can I study it in Braille?
And no, you don’t have to take it off.

How do you like your milk delivery?
Across the front or back? I wouldn’t mind taking it through the back

Your outfit is so dazzling. Do you know how it can look better? Rumpled in a bunch on mysteries that haven’t been solved.

I might want to have a clone of you to myself. Would you be able to offer me your crotch hair? I hear that works better.

Hey, I notice an abundance of meal down your crotch. Will you like me to eat you out?

You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.

I wish I could be your bathwater. So I can slither all around your books and crevices.

I’m stalking you because you might as well be a cornfield 

I would drag my balls through 200 yards of broken glass to kiss the dick that screwed you last.

How do I get the STUD?
I only have STD and U are all I need!

If I could choose a place around you to live, I will choose your socks. I want to be with you only every damn step of the journey. 

I’m sick. My medicine is to talk to you.

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