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Dark pick up lines in 2024

Let me spell my love for you S-T-A-L-K-E-R

Hey, I notice an abundance of meal down your crotch. Will you like me to eat you out?

I need to live in your socks so I can be with you consistently.

Come for a ride! I am a friend of your dad

There must be something wrong with my eyesight. I need your help, I just can’t take them off you.

Can I ask you to drop dead?
I’m a necrophiliac and I might just think about it. 

I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

Your outfit is so amazing. Do you know how it can look better?
Messed in a bundle on secrets that haven’t been addressed.

Hey, I have candy out in the back. It is in my van. Would you care for some?

If you ever want to see your children again, you’ll do what I want.

What’s the difference between a jet and a boner?
I don’t have a jet

I’ve been noticing you noticing me. If you wouldn’t mind, I would like to change the multiple noticing into notices of o****** for you! 

In the event that you lose all sense of direction amidst dimness I’ll help you track down the iron bar.

Want to see my dark night rise?

You look very familiar. Have I met you recently?
It must be the clothes that are confusing me. I can’t identify you with them.

Tell me you are a banana because I find you a peeling.

You look pretty good. I must have had quite a lot to drink. 

I’m experiencing difficulty thinking straight. All the blood from my mind has been depleted to give me a faux pas.

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