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Need to know why they call me Titanic?
Because when I go down, the women dependably get off first.

My love for you is as contagious as the Black Plague.

If you were president, you’d be George Washington. I’ll always come second.

They don’t call me a Rough Rider for nothing.

You wanna play Pearl Harbor?
It’s a game where I lay back and you blow the hell out of me.

Hammurabi might have issued the first code of law in 1750BCE, but I just issued you my first code of love.

Are you the proletariat?
‘Cause I can feel a rising in my lower class!

Wanna to play War of 1812?
I’ll light your White House on fire!

I’ll be your Secretary of the Interior.

I like to stand here and stare at my privates.

It’s not a heliocentric universe anymore, babe, everything revolves around you.

My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!

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