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History pick up lines 📜⌛ in 2024

You wanna play Pearl Harbor?
It’s a game where I lay back and you blow the hell out of me.

Are you a historical landmark?
Because Eiffel for you.

Are you a pilgrim?
Because I’d let you land on my rock. Plymouth’s got nothing on me if you know what I mean.

Call me Paul Revere, because I would like to give you a midnight ride.

Like the German currency post- World War I, you make my heart inflate.

No need to wait for the succession, you’re first in line for me.

Our love and the ineffective rule of the Romanov’s will change the world.

I bet if Jefferson had met you, he would have vetoed the Non-Intercourse Act.

Hey (girl/boy), do you ever get told you look like the Constitution?
‘Cause you’re a national treasure.

Want to get Luftwaffed?
Goeringed all over your face.

My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.

Are you the bourgeoisie?
‘Cause I can feel a rising in my lower class!

Civil War style: C’mon, baby, let’s go back to my place and I will load your musket with my ramrod.

Girl, this evening you’ll be similar to Ben Franklin. You’re gonna find electric power.

You hear Churchill’s speech?
we will fight them on the beaches, in their bedrooms, on the kitchen table, the bar bathroom!

Like Martin Luther, I’m gonna post 95 reasons that will make you reconsider me.

Hey girl, with that huge round ass, I could cruise into your sea and ride you all the way to China.

Dr. Jonas Salk couldn’t create a vaccine to stop my love for you.

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