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History pick up lines 📜⌛ in 2024

You wanna play Pearl Harbor?
It’s a game where I lay back and you blow the hell out of me.

Hey baby, care to allow me an expedition to prove that you aren’t flat?

Pope Urban II sent me on a crusade to conquer your heart.

Yea, I’ll try to purchase your love like Jefferson purchased Louisiana.

Any admission of lustfulness will have me condemned as a witch.

You must have been born in pearl harbor cause baby you da bomb.

You are the Rosetta Stone to my hieroglyphics.

Your beauty could launch a thousand ships.

Are you Jefferson Davis?
‘Cause you’re making the south rise.

If you ask Thomas Paine, he’ll tell you that dating me is Common Sense.

Hey baby, let´s call this the night of infamy cuz I’m gonna sneak up behind you like Pearl Harbour!

You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, and you light up my world, girl.

You must be John Locke because you are the key to my conscious.

My heart burns like a witch for you.

Are you related to John Wilkes Booth?
Because your ass is blowing my mind right now.

You and I are like the Balkans…. one spark and we’ll cause a world war.

Madam, it is imperative that you recognize my natural right to pursue your happiness.

Our love isn’t a jealous love – I won’t go all Napoleon and blockade you from your friends.

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