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Fruit pick up lines 🥝🍓🍑 in 2023

This adventure was just too a-peel-ing to turn down.

Why I’m feeling thirst?
I think I just need your delicious melons juice.

They don’t stare at me. What can I do?
If your lemons have not enough guts to drink the juice of my watermelons.

Hey girl, you remind me of the fruit in Lehi’s dream; precious above all others.

Do you like cherries? If not can I have yours?

I decided to branch out today.

I froze some raspberries last summer; 😛 you’re hot enough to defrost them. 🔥

If Eve was tempted by an apple that has to be my fruit.

I’ll eat your peach if you try my zucchini.

Weeks should end with me and you picking strawberries. 

Will you be my strawberry?
Because I want to treat you as the fruit from my heart. 

I can’t wait to have you. We’d make a pearFACT couple.

Girl, you’re a peach, and I could eat a peach for hours.

If you were a berry, I would turn you into jam and enjoy you all winter.

I’ve got all the in-cider information.

I want to share 😉 a paopu fruit with you. ^_^

Are you a fruit?
Cause honeydew :-* you know how fine you look right now?

You remind me of the fruit in Lehi’s dream; precious above all others.

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