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Golf pick up lines ๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ in 2024

I finished my game today, but Iโ€™m still up for playing at the nineteenth hole.

Are you sure you arenโ€™t all four majors because you would be a grand slam?

My shaft is too hard it hurts when I play, is there a way you can soften it?

Hey baby…can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?

Wanna be my caddy? You look like you’d be a great ball-washer.

My drives arenโ€™t always long and straightโ€ฆ but I can show you what is!

Hey honey, does your hand hurt from writing all those autographs?
Because youโ€™re truly a grand slam.

Damn, girl. Youโ€™ve got the nicest boobs Iโ€™ve seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.

I wanna take out your golf clubs and score a HOLE in 1.

Are you sure you aren’t all four majors because you would be a grandย slam?

I like my driver how I like my men. Long and stiff.

Are you a mini golf course?
Because baby, you can make my heart race.

You seem to have thick and bulky bushes, I hope you cut them before I make my next move.

It takes balls to play golf.

Wanna be my 19th hole today?

Youโ€™re such a dime I could just use you as a ball marker.

Iโ€™m gonna pound you like I do these range balls.

Hey would you like what you’re hiding in your tight jeans to be the 34th ranked golfer in the world because I can make that V-jay sing?

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