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Golf pick up lines ๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ in 2023

Want to try my extra-stiff shaft?

From the minute I saw you, Iโ€™ve had a vertical shaft angle.

Do you slap the dimpled balls?

I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?

You’re like an ugly dog-leg, but I’d still like to tee off.

So whatโ€™s it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?

Wanna be my 19th hole today?

We should be more than friends, Iโ€™ll teach you how to play, you teach me to be a woman.

I’ve got some good news. I like to go low.

You in the mood for some stroke play?

You in the mood for some stroke play?

How many strokes do you want?

From the moment I saw you, I’ve had a vertical shaft angle.

Spread your legs shoulder width, that’s the first step to a successful golf swing.

I hope you like it rough because I donโ€™t replace my divots.

Unlike my drives, I have something thatโ€™s long and straight all the time.

Are you a birdie because I want you!

I only play in the short grass

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