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Golf pick up lines ๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ in 2024

My drives arenโ€™t always long and straight.. but I can show you what is!

Iโ€™ve got some good news. I like to go low.

The moment I laid my eyes on you, I had a vertical angle on this shaft of mine, real hard.

I’ve been playing golf all day and would love to make you my 19th hoe.

I only play in the short grass

Hey, thatโ€™s a nice swing youโ€™ve got there.

How about you and I exercise on our stroke play together?

Go call your golf friends and maybe we can have some threesome or even a group one.

So what’s it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?

Want to try my extra-stiff shaft?

From the minute I saw you, Iโ€™ve had a vertical shaft angle.

Do you slap the dimpled balls?

I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?

You’re like an ugly dog-leg, but I’d still like to tee off.

So whatโ€™s it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?

Wanna be my 19th hole today?

We should be more than friends, Iโ€™ll teach you how to play, you teach me to be a woman.

I’ve got some good news. I like to go low.

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