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Golf pick up lines ๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ in 2022

I like my driver how I like my men. Long and stiff.

Are you a mini golf course?
Because baby, you can make my heart race.

You seem to have thick and bulky bushes, I hope you cut them before I make my next move.

It takes balls to play golf.

Wanna be my 19th hole today?

Youโ€™re such a dime I could just use you as a ball marker.

Iโ€™m gonna pound you like I do these range balls.

Hey would you like what you’re hiding in your tight jeans to be the 34th ranked golfer in the world because I can make that V-jay sing?

Wanna see my cobra?

Damn, girl. Youโ€™ve got the nicest boobs Iโ€™ve seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.

From the moment I saw you, Iโ€™ve had a vertical shaft angle.

You can be my caddy, I have been looking a place to store this shaft I have.

I’m a bit tired so how about we just play your backside tonight?

Bring some friends, and we can play a foursome.

You have a pretty nice swing there!

My shaft is too long.

You look like Carrie Underwood.

After every use, I will wash your balls and clean that shaft so let me use them every time.

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