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Weed pick up lines 🍀🤏 in 2024

I’m a certified drug dealer.

Are you a chonger?
You took my breath away.

Is that a 9 inch joint in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

If you were a joint, I’d roll you over and lick you up and down.

If we’re made out of the smoke of the big bang, then I guess that makes you smokin hot.

Hey ya wanna get high?

So you’re gonna have to blow me for those buds…

Hey baby, let’s make like a blunt and roll.

I think I can hear your heart beating. (Pause) Okay, that’s definitely my heart, but still.

You must be as dope as weed… Because right now you are all I need.

Are you a joint? Because you’re smokin’!

Are you a drug?
Because I marijuana take you home tonight.

Is that a bond in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Your eyes are as green as the weed I’m smoking.

Are you doing the smoke dance? Or am I just getting mixed signals?

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy. But I got this joint, let’s smoke this baby.

Wanna get weird after this?

I have a huge kush on you.

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