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Weed pick up lines 🍀🤏 in 2024

I’m a certified drug dealer.

(Wait until it’s totally silent) Man, this song just makes me want to move.

I’m pretty sure you’re the most gorgeous girl I’ve ever seen. Have you ever thought about the word ‘gorgeous?’ Does it mean ‘like a gorge?’ Well, that’s not what i mean, but you’re REALLY pretty.

You wanna come over to my place and suck my bong?

Hey, have you been blowing things up? Because I swear that’s some smoking hot body.

Hey girl would you ever consider a 3 way – You, me, and Mary Jane?

Need some lube for your cotton-mouth?

Hey baby, let’s make like a blunt and roll.

Smoking weed is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me

I look at you and it’s like ‘I’ve never quite heard it put that way before.’ But, like, just looking at you. You know?!

You have me at cannabis.

Is that a 9 inch joint in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Are you a 420 guy?
Wanna come pick me up so we smoke and celebrate the day together?

If you are looking for da shit, you can stop looking. I can get you elevated.

Are you a joint?
Because you’re smokin’!

Are you reading Fahrenheit 451? Because damn, you’re smoking.

Hey girl you look beat up. Wanna cuddle?

Pick up? Hit me up. 420!

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