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Weed pick up lines 🍀🤏 in 2022

Hey baby! You’re smoking!

My love for you burns stronger than a frizzle.

I have a huge kush on you.

For when you want to make conversation while asking for a light

I have a huge kush on you

You are so adorable when you geek out.

If you were a joint, I’d roll you over and lick you up and down.

(Wait until it’s totally silent) Man, this song just makes me want to move.

I’m pretty sure you’re the most gorgeous girl I’ve ever seen. Have you ever thought about the word ‘gorgeous?’ Does it mean ‘like a gorge?’ Well, that’s not what i mean, but you’re REALLY pretty.

You wanna come over to my place and suck my bong?

Hey, have you been blowing things up? Because I swear that’s some smoking hot body.

Hey girl would you ever consider a 3 way – You, me, and Mary Jane?

Need some lube for your cotton-mouth?

Hey baby, let’s make like a blunt and roll.

Smoking weed is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me

I look at you and it’s like ‘I’ve never quite heard it put that way before.’ But, like, just looking at you. You know?!

You have me at cannabis.

Is that a 9 inch joint in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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