Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Catholic pick up lines 😇🙏⛪ in 2023

For you I would slay two Goliaths!

I believe you have one of my ribs…

If loving you is a heresy, then let me be anathema.

Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives…because he never met you.

What are you Tolkien about?

Here I am, the answer to your prayers.

I know you’ve already said no once, but call me Joshua because I’m going to break down your walls.

It makes my head spin to see you serve food to those homeless people. You’re such a servant.

The Catholic Church on Main is having Mass on Sunday, wanna go?

Are you Saint Anthony, because you found my heart?

Hmm, you smell as good as St Padre Pio’s stigmata.

I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I’ve converted to divine revelation.

Make a passing comment about your meeting being the result of Divine intervention or Divine appointment.

Unfortunately I can’t perform miracles and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.

Did you feel what I felt when we reached into the holy water font at the same time?

Gee, that’s a lovely scent of incense you’re burning there.

I bet I can guess your confirmation name.

If my wallet look like a bible, it’s only because the Word of God is ore valuable to me than gold.

Follow us on Facebook