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Naruto pick up lines ⛩️ in 2024

Hey, wanna help me rebuild my clan?

Are You Hashirama?
Because Everyone Wants A Piece Of You

Damn babe, you come at me from more angles than the Crystal Ice Mirrors.

This is a threat! I can make you scream…in pleasure

They don’t call me The Golden Flash for nothing.

Are you Sasuke?
Because I want that body so bad.

Are you Otsutsuki?
Because you are like from the heavens.

Do you want me to show you my best Choji impression?

I’m so entranced by those eyes, I think I’ll take them.

You’re a pain, but I need to continue my lineage for the next generation, so what’re you waiting for?

I would start a shinobi war for you. It did not work for Obito. But guess what, I am not Obito!

Damn it, girl, you Banshō Ten’in me.

Are you looking for the best sex of your life tonight? I think female would do. (Or male).

They don’t call me Nine-Tails for nothing.

This is a threat! I can make you scream…in pleasure.

Sharingan Is Red, Rasengan Is Blue, Give Me Your Number Or I’ll Chidori You.

Would you like me to show you ALL 6 paths?

I can do things with my tongue that you cannot even begin to imagine.

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