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Naruto pick up lines ⛩️ in 2023

Are you a ninja?

If you let me, I would like to give you that shinra tensei.

If you let me, I will open your eight gates.

How would you feel about sharing an afternoon with me at my place?

Girl…Are you a rasengan?
because you are spiralling my spheres..

Would you like m to show you my mokuton?

Are You Kankuro?
Because I Wanna Be Your Love Puppet.

Nice sandals. I would like to see how they look in the bed.

Are you a vegetable?
You sure do look like a cutecumber.

I’ll open your eight gates.

Do you have any Uzumaki in you? Would you like some?

Are you using Tsukuyomi?
Because you are my whole world.

Do you happen to be in Team 10?
Because you definitely got that Asuma. 

Hashirama: I could show you a special kind of mokuton jutsu in private if you’d like.

Cuz I’m a master of the Wood Style, baby. I’ll train you all night long.

Girl I must have Sharingan because I see a future in us.

I have mastered my sexy no jutsu. Would you like me to show you?

Do you work at the postal office?
I have caught you checking out my package.

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