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Naruto pick up lines ⛩️ in 2024

I’ll open your eight gates.

Do you have any Uzumaki in you? Would you like some?

Are you using Tsukuyomi?
Because you are my whole world.

Do you happen to be in Team 10?
Because you definitely got that Asuma. 

Hashirama: I could show you a special kind of mokuton jutsu in private if you’d like.

Cuz I’m a master of the Wood Style, baby. I’ll train you all night long.

Girl I must have Sharingan because I see a future in us.

I have mastered my sexy no jutsu. Would you like me to show you?

Do you work at the postal office?
I have caught you checking out my package.

Baby they call me Diedara because I’m going to explode all over your face

Be my vessel, I want to be inside you.

Are You Temari?
Because I’m Your Biggest Fan.

Would you like m to show you my mokuton?

Are you a lollipop?
Because I think of is to lick you up. 

Are you sasuke?
cus you’re coming home with me tonight.

As Hashirama would say, ‘you are everything I see’.

Do you want to see why they call me the one-tailed beast?

Would you like to be loved more than Madara loves Hashirama?

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