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British pick up lines 💂 in 2024

You can dump tea in my harbor any time.

Hey are you the British economy?
Because I want to give you a weak pound.

Wish I was British so I could say “could you polish me nob?”

Did you sit in sugar?
Because you have a sweet ass.

Are you my phone charger?
Because without you, I’d die.

Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.

Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.

Are you the British museum Cuz you stole my (he)art

This may be cheesy, but I think you’re grate.

Do you plan on going to see Big Ben anytime soon, because he’s right here in my pants.

I understand the British are coming. I have to believe it’s all your fault, baby…

Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.

Do you have a bandaid?
Cause i hurt my knee falling for you!

Are you going to kiss me, or am I going to have to lie to my diary?

If you want to see a castle, I’ll show you a castle.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Is your name honey?
Cuz I’d love to drizzle you on my bland day.

Hey would you like to join the Gilbert and Sullivan society??!

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