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British pick up lines 💂 in 2024

You can dump tea in my harbor any time.

Hey are you the British economy?
Because I want to give you a weak pound.

Did you sit in sugar?
Because you have a sweet ass.

Wish I was British so I could say “could you polish me nob?”

Do you plan on going to see Big Ben anytime soon, because he’s right here in my pants.

I understand the British are coming. I have to believe it’s all your fault, baby…

Are you my phone charger?
Because without you, I’d die.

Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.

Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.

Are you the British museum Cuz you stole my (he)art

This may be cheesy, but I think you’re grate.

There’s a massive clothes sale in my bedroom – everything is 100% off

If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.

I don’t mean to be forword, but you seem fit for breeding.

Imagine it’s 1775 & if you ride with me the british won’t be the only ones coming tonight.

Are you from Sheffield?
Because you’re steeling my heart.

Are those mirrors in your pants?
Because I can see myself in them!

Hey, tie your shoes. I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

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