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British pick up lines 💂 in 2022

Hey are you the British economy?
Because I want to give you a weak pound.

Do you smoke pot?
Because weed be cute together.

Hi, I’m writing a phonebook. Can I have your number?

I have tea.

Are you glitter because you add sparkle to my life?

Did it hurt?
When you fell from heaven.

He said his phone was running out of battery and did I mind his friend urgently calling my phone. Once I gave him my number, he texted me asking me for a drink at the bar!

Are you British? Cause I wanna screw EU.

There’s a massive clothes sale in my bedroom – everything is 100% off

If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.

I don’t mean to be forword, but you seem fit for breeding.

Imagine it’s 1775 & if you ride with me the british won’t be the only ones coming tonight.

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