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Baseball pick up lines ⚾ in 2024

Uhhhh, my lead off’s not great, and though I may be off base, I’d like to take you on a date.

Your pitch must have hit me because I’m feeling a little faint.

So am I gonna be your closer tonight, or are you putting me in middle relief?

Babe, I didn’t forget about you, how bout if I call you up this September?

If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?

Even though there’s no ball game on tonight, ill still be slamming something out of the park

Are you in the outfield?
Because you’re an angel.

Whatcha got?

All the other guys out there are like broken bats. I’m a good hardwood

Us baseball players know our way around the bases.

I’d got to bat for you, babe.

After this early morning spring training workout, you wanna come be my afternoon delight?

What’s long and hard and intimidates everyone? My BAT. Isn’t it adorable?

Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt

Forget the Dodgers! I think you’re the hottest thing out there right now.

As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.

Looks like you’re the big-ticket free agent, and I got lotta money to spend.

If you were a baseball mitt, would you catch my fly balls?

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