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Baseball pick up lines ⚾ in 2023

Hey girl, I’ve been warming up this bench for you MY WHOLE LIFE.

Wanna come over and calculate some fip?

Girl, you better keep it going or I’m gonna suffer from an Angels-like collapse

If you were a baseball mitt, would you catch my fly balls?

I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package

Play in my extra innings, I guarantee I’m a long reliever

Uhhhh, my lead off’s not great, and though I may be off base, I’d like to take you on a date.

Looks like you’re the big-ticket free agent, and I got lotta money to spend.

Are you Anthony Recker because I just wanna let you pull my dinger

Looks like you’re the big-ticket free agent, and I got lotta money to spend.

I’d got to bat for you, babe.

If you were a baseball could I hit a homerun

Hey babe, now that the season’s over, let’s go back to my place and watch the highlight film

Can you tame my diamondback?
Everybody else has

come back to my place and I’ll show you what a real sabermagician does.

You can call me the A’s because I’m destroying that Kitty right now

I’d never have to bench you for coming late

They say I’m like John Jaso because I’m all clear to be behind your plate all summer long

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