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Baseball pick up lines ⚾ in 2024

Uhhhh, my lead off’s not great, and though I may be off base, I’d like to take you on a date.

I hope you’re good at catching cause I’m starting to fall for you.

Did you just hit me with a pitch? Cuz I’m feeling faint.

Can I show you my spitball?

Are you in the on deck circle?
Cuz you’re up next (to date me).

I’m an umpire – give me your number so I can make the call.

I wield a big stick.

If you were a reliever, I’d sign you up to a three-year contract with a vesting option

If you were a reliever, I’d sign you up to a three-year contract with a vesting option

Did you just hit me with a pitch?
Cuz I’m feeling faint.

You’re quite the catch, baby.

If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?

I hope you’re good at catching cause I’m starting to fall for you.

Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt

I wield a big stick.

I’m falling in glove with you.

Would you just take one for the team, and go out with me?

Wanna hear a joke?
The Blue Jays. Wanna hear something serious? My love for you.

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